Bill, ffs
billjustbill.bsky.social
Bill, ffs
@billjustbill.bsky.social
Working Person. Trains and such.
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Me: (on a road trip in the family Dragula) STOP SLAMMING IN THE BACK, ROB
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Camper
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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We need work requirements for Congress.
October 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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*using a Sharpie to write “Juicy” on the ass of my cargo shorts*
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Facebook t-shirts say shit like

Im a
FEBRUARY GUY
I drive a
FORKLIFT
and I can totally
MAKE MY WIFE CUM
dont mess with me because
I HAVE LOST CUSTODY
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Fellas, Dana is awesome, and will probably lose her shit that I've QP'd this (sorry my friend)
Someday someone will take a chance on me and wonder why they waited so long.
October 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Exactly how I landed the current job
Gonna wear my jorts with Sassy Bitch bedazzled on the ass when I go job hunting this week.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Good morning! You feel like you’re going crazy because their attempts to bludgeon you into submission with weaponized unreality aren’t working on you.

Keep it up. You’re doing great.
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Important update
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Teef
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
O to be a place of rest for a little dude
My friend took this picture and I think people need to see it.
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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My friend took this picture and I think people need to see it.
October 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Who up who telling theyself little stories about who they’d like to be
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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My last batch sold out (yayyy!) so I ordered more since they came out great and they’re fun 🐌💕

DM me if ya wanna order some cute/weird snail stickers and support your local (or not local) artsy friend from the internet! 🎉
Ya’ll! I’m making 3”x3” vinyl sticker prints of this lil guy for under $5. I’m not sure how many to order, but the more I order the cheaper the cost. If you’d want a sknail sticker, let me know in comments or dm me :)
September 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Sometimes if I can’t find a way to be kind to myself, I look around at the friends and people who choose to have me around and think “I really can’t be that bad if this is the company I keep. Because they’re fucking awesome”
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or
September 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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pavlov: my hair is so dry

dog: should have conditioned it
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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White people love a reenactment
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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My many enemies will be furious to know that I found a luxurious new hat at the bus station
September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Thoughts and prayers and sword wielding bears.
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Updatò Importanté
September 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Local Rodent
September 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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How many calories does constant seething rage burn
January 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
September 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM