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bootjack.bsky.social
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@bootjack.bsky.social
weed autist (extreme)
he/him, dumb coyote, friend of eggbug, late 30s. minors gtfo
⚧ / ∞ / ΘΔ / PNW
Pinned
if this place ends up going to Poster's Hell there's a few other places i'm currently squatting at:
🐾 www.furaffinity.net/user/bootjack
🦣 mastodon.social/@bootjack
🛏️ www.pillowfort.social/bootjack
Userpage of bootjack -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
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www.furaffinity.net
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T-SHIRT CLEARANCE - ONLY $7.99 EACH - While supplies last

Sniff shirt by @akatan.bsky.social
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February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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No. Commonsense reform is to burn ICE to the waterline and scatter the rubble so that all of us who value a constitutional republic with a Bill of Rights can prevent such a monstrosity from ever being constructed again.
And nothing above is hyperbole.

God, but you are not a leader for this time.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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And he’s really from Granite. He just claims Lake Stevens because he’s embarrassed to be from Granite
Just in case anyone forgot.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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this crystal looks like terrible sushi
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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when you are a big strong tough man but also a tiny little angel who wants to be held like a baby
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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STOP SCROLLING: this is a Puget Sound Marine Layer Appreciation Post. Blow your foghorn to Appreciate The Fog
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Please fill this out and get it back to us whenever you have a chance.
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.

What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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if you live in the UK you might get sued if you say it

if you live everywhere else, lol JK straight up in direct contact with the kiddy diddling ring
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Once again, begging people to read that story about the time eBay criminally harassed an elderly blogging couple because the CEO lost his goddamn mind, and nobody around was willing, or able, to stop and go “wait, we’re mailing these people pigs heads. WTF are we doing?!”
There's a point, well below a billion dollars, where the amount of money you have lets you rid yourself of anyone who can be a check on your worst impulses, and replace them with people who tell you those worst impulses are somehow valorous. Rare is the billionaire with someone to tell them "no."
You can look at the Epstein files and conclude that only bad people have billions of dollars, but I think it’s also possible that having billions of dollars cauterizes your humanity
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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The last time a sub claimed to have no limits we found a Logitech controller on the seafloor.
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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I'm worried that the broader public isn't really understanding the Epstein Files. The problem isn't that everyone in the files is a secret pedophile, it's that all the people are corresponding with him because they *don't care that he's a pedophile*. It's a story of elite impunity.
You can look at the Epstein files and conclude that only bad people have billions of dollars, but I think it’s also possible that having billions of dollars cauterizes your humanity
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Well that is certainly a way to start the day
(see Kim's post for *some* context)
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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These guys know what's up. @mohoanimation.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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she succeeded
April 1, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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These guys two months ago: ha ha I hope there's a civil war we'll make those LIBERAL BITCHES cry for mercy

These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa

(You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here:

linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

)
Right-wing media figures are furious at activists for using whistles during ICE activity
Right-wing media figures are lashing out at community members in Minnesota for using whistles to alert others of federal immigration enforcement in the area, asserting that whistles should be “conside...
www.mediamatters.org
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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An update: she supposedly just had her yacht's port logs fully whiped from the internet (History of where the boat went for it's entire life) and the transmitter is completely off with the logs previously showing she went to every island AROUND Epstein's

Oh she's GUILTY guilty.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Tiger Stripe- drawn tiger with cut-out stripes, pasted onto green paper #drawing #art #collage #traditionalart
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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imagine if they made a hammer and you bought the hammer and used the hammer for years and then halfway through building a house the people who made the hammer said "we're disabling your hammer in a month" and there was basically no tool available to replace it without a significant learning curve
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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This little butch piggy went to a bar and tried to pull a femme baddie
March 31, 2024 at 9:10 PM