@crowtalk.bsky.social
Cult leader to local corvids. Aspiring bog witch (still seeking bog).
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Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ooh, finally some hard-hitting reporting from the WSJ! Interviewing abusive parents who complain about their adult children not talking to them. Good thing there aren't any more pressing issues in the world that they could be covering instead.
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ooh, finally some hard-hitting reporting from the WSJ! Interviewing abusive parents who complain about their adult children not talking to them. Good thing there aren't any more pressing issues in the world that they could be covering instead.
Got 99 cents to spare and want to use it to help make someone's day?
Hello friends. I need to ask you a big favor:
If you have an e-reader, please buy this book, written by my mom. It will cost $0.99 and it will boost her visibility. This is the first book she ever wrote (a long time ago), an epistolary novel about an ER (TW: various forms of trauma)
a.co/d/icbEntH
If you have an e-reader, please buy this book, written by my mom. It will cost $0.99 and it will boost her visibility. This is the first book she ever wrote (a long time ago), an epistolary novel about an ER (TW: various forms of trauma)
a.co/d/icbEntH
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Got 99 cents to spare and want to use it to help make someone's day?
I'm so happy she's retiring at the end of her term. What an awful excuse for a representative.
Pelosi says there's not "cause" or "reason" to impeach Trump, even if Dems retake the House in 2026!?
How out of touch can you possibly be??
To ANY lawmaker unwilling to honor their oath to defend our Constitution from this tyrant: it's time for you to go, too!!
www.thewrap.com/nancy-pelosi...
How out of touch can you possibly be??
To ANY lawmaker unwilling to honor their oath to defend our Constitution from this tyrant: it's time for you to go, too!!
www.thewrap.com/nancy-pelosi...
Nancy Pelosi Asserts Trump Is an Insurrectionist and 'Rogue' President, but Says It's Not Time to Impeach Him: 'There Has to Be Cause'
"If he crosses the border again, but that's not an incidental thing" the congresswoman says
www.thewrap.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm so happy she's retiring at the end of her term. What an awful excuse for a representative.
The adoptive father of these poor little girls was a Border Patrol agent. In case anyone was wondering how these people can stomach treating human beings so badly, it's because they enjoy it, and do the same things to their own families.
apnews.com/article/arre...
apnews.com/article/arre...
Megachurch volunteer charged with murder of her own daughter
SAN DIEGO (AP) — The mother and grandfather of an 11-year-old California girl who was allegedly tortured and starved for years have been arrested and charged with murder, while her grandmother faces a...
apnews.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The adoptive father of these poor little girls was a Border Patrol agent. In case anyone was wondering how these people can stomach treating human beings so badly, it's because they enjoy it, and do the same things to their own families.
apnews.com/article/arre...
apnews.com/article/arre...
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Hey, there's that thing we all knew was coming.
If you were playing Fortnite, it's time to stop. These companies gotta get the message that there are just some things we won't tolerate just for the sake of entertainment.
If you were playing Fortnite, it's time to stop. These companies gotta get the message that there are just some things we won't tolerate just for the sake of entertainment.
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hey, there's that thing we all knew was coming.
If you were playing Fortnite, it's time to stop. These companies gotta get the message that there are just some things we won't tolerate just for the sake of entertainment.
If you were playing Fortnite, it's time to stop. These companies gotta get the message that there are just some things we won't tolerate just for the sake of entertainment.
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
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i use AI to complete jigsaw puzzles for me — now my house is FILLED with jigsaw puzzles. my jigsaw puzzle output has GONE GANGBUSTERS. i’m no longer burdened by doing all the painstaking work of doing puzzles, now i can just get to the part where i’ve DONE PUZZLES simply by having them DONE for me!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
i use AI to complete jigsaw puzzles for me — now my house is FILLED with jigsaw puzzles. my jigsaw puzzle output has GONE GANGBUSTERS. i’m no longer burdened by doing all the painstaking work of doing puzzles, now i can just get to the part where i’ve DONE PUZZLES simply by having them DONE for me!!
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if murica is so pro war why does it lose every war it starts doesnt sound pro to me
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
if murica is so pro war why does it lose every war it starts doesnt sound pro to me
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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btw i don't agree with folks who say posting here doesn't matter because every time i help organize an event, people show up in real life & tell me they heard about it here on bluesky
it absolutely matters if you make a habit of organizing & sharing practical suggestions of stuff to actually do
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it absolutely matters if you make a habit of organizing & sharing practical suggestions of stuff to actually do
❤️
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
btw i don't agree with folks who say posting here doesn't matter because every time i help organize an event, people show up in real life & tell me they heard about it here on bluesky
it absolutely matters if you make a habit of organizing & sharing practical suggestions of stuff to actually do
❤️
it absolutely matters if you make a habit of organizing & sharing practical suggestions of stuff to actually do
❤️
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NOT GOOD 🫠
‘the air traffic controller noted not seeing the military aircraft on their end, as it had the transponder off and was not transmitting its location.
“We almost had a midair collision up here,” the pilot said, according to ATC recordings. "They passed directly in our flight path ..."’
‘the air traffic controller noted not seeing the military aircraft on their end, as it had the transponder off and was not transmitting its location.
“We almost had a midair collision up here,” the pilot said, according to ATC recordings. "They passed directly in our flight path ..."’
JetBlue pilot narrowly avoids 'midair collision' with Air Force plane near Venezuela
A JetBlue Airways pilot said he narrowly avoided a "midair collision" with a U.S. military aircraft that entered his flight path.
abcnews.go.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NOT GOOD 🫠
‘the air traffic controller noted not seeing the military aircraft on their end, as it had the transponder off and was not transmitting its location.
“We almost had a midair collision up here,” the pilot said, according to ATC recordings. "They passed directly in our flight path ..."’
‘the air traffic controller noted not seeing the military aircraft on their end, as it had the transponder off and was not transmitting its location.
“We almost had a midair collision up here,” the pilot said, according to ATC recordings. "They passed directly in our flight path ..."’
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ICE PEPPER SPRAYED A ONE-YEAR-OLD because her mother was filming them.
ICE pepper-sprayed this 1-year-old girl.
Once at the hospital, the doctor had to call in a poison control specialist.
They had never seen anyone that young pepper sprayed.
Another horrific story.
More details below.
Once at the hospital, the doctor had to call in a poison control specialist.
They had never seen anyone that young pepper sprayed.
Another horrific story.
More details below.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
ICE PEPPER SPRAYED A ONE-YEAR-OLD because her mother was filming them.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
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If something ever happens to me, I beg you, do not let them use my death to support Zionism and Israel. Don't let them weaponize my death against innocent people. It's so unspeakably vile.
December 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If something ever happens to me, I beg you, do not let them use my death to support Zionism and Israel. Don't let them weaponize my death against innocent people. It's so unspeakably vile.
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"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors.
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
support fill the dishes — My Grandfather's Cat
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors.
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
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“I’ve been thinking we should update the kitchen cabinets” okay that’s cool but the house is on fire
i don't want to be like "nothing matters" but the problem is really that domestic politics in the US makes discussing any kind of really serious policy issues at the moment impossible
Loomer got the NSA deputy director nom pulled
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“I’ve been thinking we should update the kitchen cabinets” okay that’s cool but the house is on fire
It's terrifying to think about how much stuff is vulnerable to the whims of big tech corporations.
Offline backups are more important now than ever before.
Offline backups are more important now than ever before.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's terrifying to think about how much stuff is vulnerable to the whims of big tech corporations.
Offline backups are more important now than ever before.
Offline backups are more important now than ever before.
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Your boss is not your friend. I am your friend. Come with me, I found a cool mushroom over here
September 26, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Your boss is not your friend. I am your friend. Come with me, I found a cool mushroom over here
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There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
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I can’t say for certain, but I believe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is the first state legislature candidate to ever use the phrase “lustful cockmonster” in official campaign messaging. Huntington Beach, send this man to Sacramento!
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I can’t say for certain, but I believe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is the first state legislature candidate to ever use the phrase “lustful cockmonster” in official campaign messaging. Huntington Beach, send this man to Sacramento!
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100% agree. Ironically, this is the only version of "broken windows" that actually makes any sense, because it has to do with the individual behavior of one person going from getting away with small crimes to getting away with big crimes, instead of being some vague theory about general contagion.
My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
It must be wild to get to abuse the public then pay for it with the public's money
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
100% agree. Ironically, this is the only version of "broken windows" that actually makes any sense, because it has to do with the individual behavior of one person going from getting away with small crimes to getting away with big crimes, instead of being some vague theory about general contagion.