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trainer: “tell me a little bit about what your goals are.”
me: [shows them this video]
me: [shows them this video]
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
trainer: “tell me a little bit about what your goals are.”
me: [shows them this video]
me: [shows them this video]
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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tiny doner machines for spinning individual hot dogs
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
tiny doner machines for spinning individual hot dogs
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Straight up don’t give a shit anymore
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Straight up don’t give a shit anymore
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
It needs to be illegal for Slack to have tv ads
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
It needs to be illegal for Slack to have tv ads
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I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
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I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
July 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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They're doing human curling at Haas Pavilion at halftime of the Cal WBB game @sickoscommittee.org
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
They're doing human curling at Haas Pavilion at halftime of the Cal WBB game @sickoscommittee.org
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"In 1999, I interviewed Prince for TIME and he told me to leave my tape recorder off because he didn’t trust what future technology might do with unauthorized recordings of his voice.
At the time, I thought Prince was being paranoid..."
time.com/7338205/rage...
At the time, I thought Prince was being paranoid..."
time.com/7338205/rage...
It's Time to Rage Against the AI Music Machine
If AI music takes over "humans will begin to echo the machines, and there will be a downward spiral into slop."
time.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"In 1999, I interviewed Prince for TIME and he told me to leave my tape recorder off because he didn’t trust what future technology might do with unauthorized recordings of his voice.
At the time, I thought Prince was being paranoid..."
time.com/7338205/rage...
At the time, I thought Prince was being paranoid..."
time.com/7338205/rage...
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No new pictures, where are you mentally
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally
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No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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with his $253.2 billion, Jeff Bezos could afford to pay 100 sportswriters $100,000 a year for the next 25,000 years
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
with his $253.2 billion, Jeff Bezos could afford to pay 100 sportswriters $100,000 a year for the next 25,000 years
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Me, getting up from my bed in the morning
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Me, getting up from my bed in the morning
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A good glamour model knows how to highlight his assets.
#WhiskersWednesday
#WhiskersWednesday
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
A good glamour model knows how to highlight his assets.
#WhiskersWednesday
#WhiskersWednesday
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
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There is no food in LA that flies closer to the surface of the sun than the hot dog wrapped in American cheese and deep fried in a won ton wrapper, also known as THE BULL DOG, from Yaki’s Teriyaki. You’re welcome/I’m sorry for this forbidden knowledge.
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
There is no food in LA that flies closer to the surface of the sun than the hot dog wrapped in American cheese and deep fried in a won ton wrapper, also known as THE BULL DOG, from Yaki’s Teriyaki. You’re welcome/I’m sorry for this forbidden knowledge.
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My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu