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eliza<3
@feralbisexual.bsky.social
night shift loser who escapes reality with media

she/her
26, mdni !!

leo ☼ pisces ☽ sag ↑
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ASMR - Elon Musk drowns in bathtub after taking heroic dose of ket
February 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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looking around at everything i think that maybe being hit by a car is the best retirement plan
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hello kitty island adventure is about to be hard carrying my mental health for the next four years
January 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
save me hello kitty island adventure
January 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hey so why did me and several other friends lose tiktok access at the same exact time but my client whom accidentally switched her tt language to arabic months ago still have access
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this is so blatantly political theater and propaganda i don’t know whether to laugh or cry
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
now is the time to read 1984 and fahrenheit 451
January 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you know how to ball (actually manage to shoot the target without wasting innumerable bullets) i know aristotle (play the survival horror game like a cozy game, design a house with separate rooms for everyone in the multiplayer server, and plant a farm)
January 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Advertise your bsky account in 3 words:

Crickets, all chirping
Advertise your bsky account in 3 words:

Fuck x3
Advertise your bsky account in 3 words:

You never know
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Getting called “woke” for having basic human empathy
January 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
tiktok giving me access to streak pets right before it gets banned is criminal. my child is gonna be taken by the us government
January 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
idc if myfavTT might be malware i cannot lose my 6 year accumulation of edits
January 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
tiktok ban made me renew my library card early
January 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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How about you Switch 2 reading a book sometime
January 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Not depressed enough to skip meals but depressed enough to eat out of a measuring cup
January 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger
January 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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[on my deathbed]
Is there still time to reach my potential
January 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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If you've got nothing nice to say, fart
January 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617:
Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel.
Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.
January 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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charging my tampons in the full moon
January 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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just once i'd like the circus to run away with me
January 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM