Finn
@finnyus.bsky.social
Followed by some of your favorite account scrapers, terminally gay
Oh my GOD
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh my GOD
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🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
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A five hour film about the romance between designers Rei Kawakubo
(Commes des Garçons) & Yohji Yamamoto when young. They have a conversation about what to buy at the market. He draws a little. She draws a little. The rest: wordless shots of a kitchen. It has half the budget of an Avatar film.
(Commes des Garçons) & Yohji Yamamoto when young. They have a conversation about what to buy at the market. He draws a little. She draws a little. The rest: wordless shots of a kitchen. It has half the budget of an Avatar film.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A five hour film about the romance between designers Rei Kawakubo
(Commes des Garçons) & Yohji Yamamoto when young. They have a conversation about what to buy at the market. He draws a little. She draws a little. The rest: wordless shots of a kitchen. It has half the budget of an Avatar film.
(Commes des Garçons) & Yohji Yamamoto when young. They have a conversation about what to buy at the market. He draws a little. She draws a little. The rest: wordless shots of a kitchen. It has half the budget of an Avatar film.
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changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.
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Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
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doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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make movies 90 minutes again
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
make movies 90 minutes again
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My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.
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*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
June 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
Pyramid Head keeps leaving my sexts on read
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pyramid Head keeps leaving my sexts on read
This really is what it's all about
My wife has accidentally dressed like Han Solo today. I'm giddy. Pointing it out at every opportunity. Quoting Star Wars with abandon. This is why I got married, so I can spend the day gently bullying a beautiful idiot knowing that they legally have to remain in love with me.
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This really is what it's all about
Change one letter to ruin a candy
Tootsie Pox
Tootsie Pox
Folly Rancher
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Change one letter to ruin a candy
Tootsie Pox
Tootsie Pox
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
Flirting with bottoms be like
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Flirting with bottoms be like
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a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
When the fat guy on Grindr says "no fatties"
New guidance from the Trump administration directs visa officers to consider common health ailments, including obesity and diabetes, when would-be immigrants seek to enter the U.S. n.pr/4oV0WFn
Immigrants with obesity, diabetes and other health problems may be denied visas
New guidance from the Trump administration directs visa officers to consider common health ailments, including obesity and diabetes, when would-be immigrants seek to enter the U.S.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
When the fat guy on Grindr says "no fatties"
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender