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Robbie 🌹

@ghostinaglass.bsky.social

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There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 26 He/him 🏳️‍🌈 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · Mar 17

"Oasis or Blur?" I asked, trying to discern a mirage in the desert

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 2d

Dublin is lovely on a Saturday morning, when everyone is still hungover

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Aug 26

[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]

Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 8d

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 4d

not impressed with jack o lantern carving skills unless you're using your teeth

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 3d

Is belife the only thing that gets beggared?

Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 3d

I hope to see trains in the wild someday. No tracks, no stations, just wide open pastures as nature intended

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4d

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 20d

WARDEN: and for your last meal?

ME: everlasting gobstopper

WARDEN: son of a

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 5d

Checking out rental options in my area and suddenly realising my roomates really aren't that bad

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 5d

editor’s note: you forgot to tell them the change you wanted to see in the world was supposed to be good

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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 5d

ravers in boston be like pull up to o’brien’s pub 🔥🔥

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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 5d

And the most incestuous-sounding name for a gourd goes to...pumpkin.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 7d

I get my steps in by going back to get what I forgot and forgetting what I forgot again.

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 7d

I should get nice and close to this onion, in order to best appreciate my chopping abilities

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 7d

they’re normalizing me tomorrow

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 7d

When your therapist asks you how you feel and then hits you with a "that's not a feeling." Like, I didn't realise I was getting graded on this thing

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 9d

Once bitten, twice as likely to become a zombie.

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 8d

They say you should eat a balanced diet and exercise regularly, but that's actually a conspiracy by Big Wellbeing to keep you healthy

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 8d

Very hyped about what sounds like a rat in my walls, big developments to come I hope

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 8d

This has unlocked a whole trove of memories in me omg

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 8d

My guilty pleasure is writing "hope he eat that ass up" in every wedding guest book I can find

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Robbie 🌹 @ghostinaglass.bsky.social · 8d

Guy who is just now getting into Angry Birds

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 8d

war is a lot like those mario levels where there are a ton of bullet bills but the bullets are way faster, some other stuff is different as well

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