Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
Who are you people? Seriously, what is this place? (He/him)
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Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
· Jan 25
A note for my new followers: my timeline is mostly full of jokes, retweeted artwork, and other opinions. I don't generally talk about politics on my main feed, as people tend to take it as an invitation to argue with me, but I do reply to the threads of like minded people to express my support.
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Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
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I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Did my federal income taxes and canceled my Netflix subscription. All in all, a pretty good day in terms of being a financially responsible adult. 🫡
February 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Did my federal income taxes and canceled my Netflix subscription. All in all, a pretty good day in terms of being a financially responsible adult. 🫡
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Shit's so fucked up I can't even be mad about TV shows anymore.
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Shit's so fucked up I can't even be mad about TV shows anymore.
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brain: super mario's tiny submarine time
me: super mario's tiny submarine time
me: super mario's tiny submarine time
March 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
brain: super mario's tiny submarine time
me: super mario's tiny submarine time
me: super mario's tiny submarine time
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Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.
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Kicked out of the chess tournament for referring to bishops as “dire pawns”
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Kicked out of the chess tournament for referring to bishops as “dire pawns”
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
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Here is the Gofundme for my car repairs. Honestly, I've been at the end of my rope for a few months now and this was a devastating blow.
Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.
gofund.me/3a33df09b
Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.
gofund.me/3a33df09b
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Here is the Gofundme for my car repairs. Honestly, I've been at the end of my rope for a few months now and this was a devastating blow.
Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.
gofund.me/3a33df09b
Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.
gofund.me/3a33df09b
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I'm so tired of this asshole and his doomering
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I'm so tired of this asshole and his doomering
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I need to speak my truth. I've been holding it in too long and its been bothering me for years and I don't understand why it hasn't happened yet. It feels intentional and discriminatory.
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I need to speak my truth. I've been holding it in too long and its been bothering me for years and I don't understand why it hasn't happened yet. It feels intentional and discriminatory.
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only thing scarier than “Isaac chotiner wants to talk to you” is “hbomberguy is looking into your past work”
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
only thing scarier than “Isaac chotiner wants to talk to you” is “hbomberguy is looking into your past work”
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please, i know things are shit for everyone, but i've fallen between the cracks, and i really need help...
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 AM
please, i know things are shit for everyone, but i've fallen between the cracks, and i really need help...
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
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I need about $350 for tomorrow's doctor's visit and $600 for insurance, so like... if you like the fact I wrote 81 reviews for you and distributed them for free, just a few people tipping $20 would go a long way towards softening the blow of my medical costs. money beyond that goes to debt
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I need about $350 for tomorrow's doctor's visit and $600 for insurance, so like... if you like the fact I wrote 81 reviews for you and distributed them for free, just a few people tipping $20 would go a long way towards softening the blow of my medical costs. money beyond that goes to debt
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Halfway There.
Just $500-$700 to go.
Don’t stop now guys, we’re ALMOST there.
Hurry, save a man’s life and chip in for financial support and survival.
You guys are the Power and the Power is what I need right now.
Please. I don’t have much time.
Help me. ko-fi.com/canadianrang...
Just $500-$700 to go.
Don’t stop now guys, we’re ALMOST there.
Hurry, save a man’s life and chip in for financial support and survival.
You guys are the Power and the Power is what I need right now.
Please. I don’t have much time.
Help me. ko-fi.com/canadianrang...
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Halfway There.
Just $500-$700 to go.
Don’t stop now guys, we’re ALMOST there.
Hurry, save a man’s life and chip in for financial support and survival.
You guys are the Power and the Power is what I need right now.
Please. I don’t have much time.
Help me. ko-fi.com/canadianrang...
Just $500-$700 to go.
Don’t stop now guys, we’re ALMOST there.
Hurry, save a man’s life and chip in for financial support and survival.
You guys are the Power and the Power is what I need right now.
Please. I don’t have much time.
Help me. ko-fi.com/canadianrang...
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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random encounter (2022)
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
random encounter (2022)
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Mutual Aid Request
Nothing was received yesterday. $0/$400 to make sure rent is covered, pay a bill, get cleaning supplies, and Uber/Waymo to run errands. I have to get stuff from the store today so have to dip into rent now. Please help! 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
Nothing was received yesterday. $0/$400 to make sure rent is covered, pay a bill, get cleaning supplies, and Uber/Waymo to run errands. I have to get stuff from the store today so have to dip into rent now. Please help! 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
a cat is sitting in a plastic container and looking out of it .
Alt: Mrs. Doubtfire with white stuff on her face raises her head and says "Hellllooo" dramatically.
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February 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Mutual Aid Request
Nothing was received yesterday. $0/$400 to make sure rent is covered, pay a bill, get cleaning supplies, and Uber/Waymo to run errands. I have to get stuff from the store today so have to dip into rent now. Please help! 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
Nothing was received yesterday. $0/$400 to make sure rent is covered, pay a bill, get cleaning supplies, and Uber/Waymo to run errands. I have to get stuff from the store today so have to dip into rent now. Please help! 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
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Heard about these pinball machines? Real quarter munchers, totally unfair, who knows how much money you gotta put into it to see the ending
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Heard about these pinball machines? Real quarter munchers, totally unfair, who knows how much money you gotta put into it to see the ending
New month, new podcast as @sasyeti.bsky.social and I explore the painfully unfunny manor murder mystery spoof that is The Private Eyes (1980):
Family Friendly Murders
Watch out for Wookalars, because The Private Eyes (1980) is (probably not) The Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hos…
gmepodcast.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 AM
New month, new podcast as @sasyeti.bsky.social and I explore the painfully unfunny manor murder mystery spoof that is The Private Eyes (1980):
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Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Late night Vivi for the fans
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Late night Vivi for the fans