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Paul Chapman
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Who are you people? Seriously, what is this place? (He/him)
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A note for my new followers: my timeline is mostly full of jokes, retweeted artwork, and other opinions. I don't generally talk about politics on my main feed, as people tend to take it as an invitation to argue with me, but I do reply to the threads of like minded people to express my support.
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Here is the Gofundme for my car repairs. Honestly, I've been at the end of my rope for a few months now and this was a devastating blow.

Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.

gofund.me/3a33df09b
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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I'm so tired of this asshole and his doomering
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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I need to speak my truth. I've been holding it in too long and its been bothering me for years and I don't understand why it hasn't happened yet. It feels intentional and discriminatory.
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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only thing scarier than “Isaac chotiner wants to talk to you” is “hbomberguy is looking into your past work”
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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please, i know things are shit for everyone, but i've fallen between the cracks, and i really need help...
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I need about $350 for tomorrow's doctor's visit and $600 for insurance, so like... if you like the fact I wrote 81 reviews for you and distributed them for free, just a few people tipping $20 would go a long way towards softening the blow of my medical costs. money beyond that goes to debt
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Halfway There.

Just $500-$700 to go.

Don’t stop now guys, we’re ALMOST there.

Hurry, save a man’s life and chip in for financial support and survival.

You guys are the Power and the Power is what I need right now.

Please. I don’t have much time.

Help me. ko-fi.com/canadianrang...
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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random encounter (2022)
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Mutual Aid Request
Nothing was received yesterday. $0/$400 to make sure rent is covered, pay a bill, get cleaning supplies, and Uber/Waymo to run errands. I have to get stuff from the store today so have to dip into rent now. Please help! 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
a cat is sitting in a plastic container and looking out of it .
Alt: Mrs. Doubtfire with white stuff on her face raises her head and says "Hellllooo" dramatically.
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Heard about these pinball machines? Real quarter munchers, totally unfair, who knows how much money you gotta put into it to see the ending
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
New month, new podcast as @sasyeti.bsky.social and I explore the painfully unfunny manor murder mystery spoof that is The Private Eyes (1980):
Family Friendly Murders
Watch out for Wookalars, because The Private Eyes (1980) is (probably not) The Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest hos…
gmepodcast.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Late night Vivi for the fans
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Sued into oblivion by the estate for my unauthorized line of "J.R.R. Toke-ing" water pipes, handcrafted to resemble the face of hey Tom, Merry Tom, Tom Bombadil-o.
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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RIP Thomas Aquinas you would have loved arguing about the right way to imagine fantasy scenarios on blogs.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Friday mood
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Goals.
October 17, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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They should have a spirit Halloween that stays
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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I REALLY HATE DOING THIS BUT... I'm hitting REAL HARD TIMES for a variety of reasons.

I'm not asking for millions upon millions, just enough to survive this current cruel world.

It doesn't hurt to spare a buck or two for a guy like me.

Please, I NEED YOUR HELP, team. ko-fi.com/canadianrang...
Support 🔞Canadian Ranger Donald🔞
Support 🔞Canadian Ranger Donald🔞
ko-fi.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Alt text: cartoony, black-and-white artwork of a stylized desktop computer and monitor pierced by multiple arrows. The text reads in large block letters: "BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW! SEND COMPUTERS TO HELL. IF YOU MAKE A ROBOT I WILL KILL YOU."
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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"Ethical AI" does not exist. There is no reality where you can have generative AI that's "ethically trained". There are ZERO AI models trained ethically, and there will never be any.

The term has been made up by people who want a pass on using AI. You don't get that pass, slop peddlers.
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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big fella
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM