Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
Who are you people? Seriously, what is this place? (He/him)
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Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
· Jan 25
A note for my new followers: my timeline is mostly full of jokes, retweeted artwork, and other opinions. I don't generally talk about politics on my main feed, as people tend to take it as an invitation to argue with me, but I do reply to the threads of like minded people to express my support.
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
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Happy Snatcher day! Today marks 37 years since Snatcher came out on the NEC PC-8801. Over the last year we've been able to preserve the full manga run of Snatcher within our scanning group. Enjoy the scans and an article by @segasky.bsky.social here - www.gamingalexandria.com/wp/2025/11/s...
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Happy Snatcher day! Today marks 37 years since Snatcher came out on the NEC PC-8801. Over the last year we've been able to preserve the full manga run of Snatcher within our scanning group. Enjoy the scans and an article by @segasky.bsky.social here - www.gamingalexandria.com/wp/2025/11/s...
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Was getting my flat dwarven booty spanked at Legend difficulty on Vermintide 2 as Bardin Ironbreaker, so I bumped the difficulty down to Champion and equipped the Coghammer, and all of a sudden I felt like a god among insects. 🐀🔨
a man with a beard is standing in front of a castle
Alt: An animated GIF of Bardin Goreksson, a middle-aged Warhammer Fantasy dwarf with male pattern baldness and a luxurious beard, standing in the mission hub keep and pointing to his temple with his thick index finger like the famous Internet meme. He's dressed in ranger armor and his knuckles are bandaged, probably from punching Skaven in their little rat faces.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Was getting my flat dwarven booty spanked at Legend difficulty on Vermintide 2 as Bardin Ironbreaker, so I bumped the difficulty down to Champion and equipped the Coghammer, and all of a sudden I felt like a god among insects. 🐀🔨
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This is a mother’s plea from Gaza
My daughter Alma is fading from hunger, her cries breaking my heart. We have no food, and no way to ease her pain
Your compassion could bring her a meal or medicine she desperately needs. Please, help my girl survive
👇👇👇
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fa...
My daughter Alma is fading from hunger, her cries breaking my heart. We have no food, and no way to ease her pain
Your compassion could bring her a meal or medicine she desperately needs. Please, help my girl survive
👇👇👇
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fa...
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is a mother’s plea from Gaza
My daughter Alma is fading from hunger, her cries breaking my heart. We have no food, and no way to ease her pain
Your compassion could bring her a meal or medicine she desperately needs. Please, help my girl survive
👇👇👇
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fa...
My daughter Alma is fading from hunger, her cries breaking my heart. We have no food, and no way to ease her pain
Your compassion could bring her a meal or medicine she desperately needs. Please, help my girl survive
👇👇👇
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fa...
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It’s really funny that Gandalf says “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS” in the middle of demonstrably conjuring a cheap trick
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s really funny that Gandalf says “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS” in the middle of demonstrably conjuring a cheap trick
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Could anyone kindly spare anything to help us get sides, last minute we received a turkey and have absolutely nothing to go with it. Thank you kindly. @jerry.resplendent.hair @medusaswink.bsky.social @elendraug.bsky.social @smenor.com @paulwalker44.bsky.social @ariemoyal.com @nora.zone
Please help Amber afford medication for an ongoing lung infection! #MutualAidBoost #HelpSky #FundSky
🔗 - cash.app/$Ma24Kingz
🔗 - paypal.me/4Kingzz
🔗 - account.venmo.com/u/MaTo4Kingz
🔗 - cash.app/$Ma24Kingz
🔗 - paypal.me/4Kingzz
🔗 - account.venmo.com/u/MaTo4Kingz
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Could anyone kindly spare anything to help us get sides, last minute we received a turkey and have absolutely nothing to go with it. Thank you kindly. @jerry.resplendent.hair @medusaswink.bsky.social @elendraug.bsky.social @smenor.com @paulwalker44.bsky.social @ariemoyal.com @nora.zone
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The Critter ball terrified me as a kid.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The Critter ball terrified me as a kid.
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Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
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Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
One of the things that I like about Tatsuki Fujimoto's Chainsaw Man manga is that he can present a far-out concept like the devouring of the very concept of Death itself with the exact tone and energy of catching your pet cat eating plastic. 😆
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
One of the things that I like about Tatsuki Fujimoto's Chainsaw Man manga is that he can present a far-out concept like the devouring of the very concept of Death itself with the exact tone and energy of catching your pet cat eating plastic. 😆
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It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
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The problem with watching movies is they end so you just gotta keep watching other movies
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The problem with watching movies is they end so you just gotta keep watching other movies
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Wishing you and yours a contemplative #GazpachoSoupDay. Save a career today. Tell your friend that Gazpacho Soup is served cold and watch them go up, up, up the zigurat, lickety-split.
a man in a military uniform is holding a clipboard and a light bulb .
Alt: Arnold Rimmer, a man in a khaki uniform, giving an elaborate salute.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Wishing you and yours a contemplative #GazpachoSoupDay. Save a career today. Tell your friend that Gazpacho Soup is served cold and watch them go up, up, up the zigurat, lickety-split.
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please i just really need help...
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
please i just really need help...
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Made a reference to The Critic in the fgc discord and realized the joke itself is older than 98% of the yoots in there.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Made a reference to The Critic in the fgc discord and realized the joke itself is older than 98% of the yoots in there.
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So per r/Umamusume (www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/...) there's a Japanese woman crashing out that the localized named for Halloween Super Creek's skill is Give Mummy a Hug and is mad that JP doesn't have this
From the UmaMusume community on Reddit: JP torena mad with envy about Halloween Creek's unique skill name in global
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November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So per r/Umamusume (www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/...) there's a Japanese woman crashing out that the localized named for Halloween Super Creek's skill is Give Mummy a Hug and is mad that JP doesn't have this