@grampasweater.bsky.social
Yes ladies, there are a lot of fish in the sea. But there’s also a lot of fish in my freezer. So I really don’t know what to tell you.
January 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yes ladies, there are a lot of fish in the sea. But there’s also a lot of fish in my freezer. So I really don’t know what to tell you.
Hey 2025…more hellos, less goodbyes.
December 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Hey 2025…more hellos, less goodbyes.
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Sorry I can't come to your party I have to stay home and watch TV
December 7, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Sorry I can't come to your party I have to stay home and watch TV
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Standing outside your window holding a rotisserie chicken above my head.
December 7, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Standing outside your window holding a rotisserie chicken above my head.
Yes, I am a fancy bitch.
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Yes, I am a fancy bitch.
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Thinking of starting okfans. It’s like onlyfans but for the mediocre community.
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Thinking of starting okfans. It’s like onlyfans but for the mediocre community.
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Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
November 29, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
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Perfection is an incredibly temporary state.
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Perfection is an incredibly temporary state.
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RFK Jr. sounds like if HPV had a voice.
November 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
RFK Jr. sounds like if HPV had a voice.
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Even when I’m awake I’m still a little asleep
November 29, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Even when I’m awake I’m still a little asleep
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Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
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My home defense system is a bean bag chair. Just push the intruder into it and they’ll be trapped until law enforcement arrives.
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
My home defense system is a bean bag chair. Just push the intruder into it and they’ll be trapped until law enforcement arrives.
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If a large fries can't fix it, I don't know what will.
November 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If a large fries can't fix it, I don't know what will.
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A Batman utility belt but for condiments.
November 19, 2024 at 12:02 AM
A Batman utility belt but for condiments.
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Let's fry some air bitches!
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Let's fry some air bitches!
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In Canada, sex is called zamboning.
November 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM
In Canada, sex is called zamboning.
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This place is filled with the joy of 15 million people who have just made the decision to finally cut off their toxic family members once and for all
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
This place is filled with the joy of 15 million people who have just made the decision to finally cut off their toxic family members once and for all
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I’m aging like a fine banana.
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I’m aging like a fine banana.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
November 17, 2024 at 12:40 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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Okay but we probably did start the fire
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Okay but we probably did start the fire
Men of the world: do you have an international agreement that you will never push in a chair?
JUST PUSH IN THE CHAIR, IT’S NOT THAT HARD.
JUST PUSH IN THE CHAIR, IT’S NOT THAT HARD.
November 17, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Men of the world: do you have an international agreement that you will never push in a chair?
JUST PUSH IN THE CHAIR, IT’S NOT THAT HARD.
JUST PUSH IN THE CHAIR, IT’S NOT THAT HARD.
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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There’s a fine line between whimsical and weird and it’s usually pharmaceutical.
November 15, 2024 at 2:59 AM
There’s a fine line between whimsical and weird and it’s usually pharmaceutical.