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Wendy
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I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Sorry I’m late, your honor. I thought you said the food court.
August 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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night fries are the right fries
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I think we’re supposed to be asleep right now
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Of course I repost others. Why would I torture you with just my own thoughts.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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survives another day by not using a laughing face emoji
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I hope everyone gets the same energy they give to retail employees for the next 6 weeks
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Why the FUCK am I awake? A memoir…
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Music should be considered magic
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Music is one hell of a drug
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I don’t argue. I just explain louder.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Spaghetti is a word that I love
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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No, voice to text, that tiny little catch in my throat was not the name Chuck.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Yikes <complimentary>
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Things are falling apart as planned.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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almost time to take out the Toyotathon decorations from the garage
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Allow me to recklessly speculate
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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One more time but with less feeling.
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM