jonny d. sofrito
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jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
· Nov 11
you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation
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gamestop just offered me $11 trade-in credit for my 2002 pontiac grand am
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
gamestop just offered me $11 trade-in credit for my 2002 pontiac grand am
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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Me, entering the conversation:
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me, entering the conversation:
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
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[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
got kicked out of group meditation class for chanting ｌ͢͞ｅｘｕｓ ̵̧͜ｄｅｃｅｍ͏҉ｂｅｒ ̨̡͢ｔ̴̶ｏ̴ ͜͜ｒ̴͘ｅｍ́ｅｍ̧ｂｅ͏ｒ̡͢ ̵͘͝ｓ̵ａｌｅｓ ͞ｅ҉̡͜ｖ̸ｅｎｔ̕͝
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
got kicked out of group meditation class for chanting ｌ͢͞ｅｘｕｓ ̵̧͜ｄｅｃｅｍ͏҉ｂｅｒ ̨̡͢ｔ̴̶ｏ̴ ͜͜ｒ̴͘ｅｍ́ｅｍ̧ｂｅ͏ｒ̡͢ ̵͘͝ｓ̵ａｌｅｓ ͞ｅ҉̡͜ｖ̸ｅｎｔ̕͝
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What if we kissed at the combination Car Wash / Sushi Bar
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What if we kissed at the combination Car Wash / Sushi Bar
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Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
sitting on the porch filling shotgun shells with peppermint bark in case anyone comes a-wassailing
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
sitting on the porch filling shotgun shells with peppermint bark in case anyone comes a-wassailing
successfully confusing the algorithm by convincing spotify that I'm 83 years old
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
successfully confusing the algorithm by convincing spotify that I'm 83 years old
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biblically accurate manscaping
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
biblically accurate manscaping
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Plasma cannon in the papal gun safe
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Plasma cannon in the papal gun safe
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midlife crisis actor
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
midlife crisis actor
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Christmas time is family time
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Christmas time is family time
accidentally summoned an ancient entity that feeds on disappointing life choices during my daily mindfulness practice
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
accidentally summoned an ancient entity that feeds on disappointing life choices during my daily mindfulness practice
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
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Unified Theory of "Everyone Is Twelve" has broken Bluesky containment
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Unified Theory of "Everyone Is Twelve" has broken Bluesky containment
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
politely asking the mall Santa for a silver bullet that will obliterate my constant internal monologue
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
politely asking the mall Santa for a silver bullet that will obliterate my constant internal monologue
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
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Realize, first, that you’ve already assumed a chicken acknowledges the existence of a road and recognizes two sides of said road.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Realize, first, that you’ve already assumed a chicken acknowledges the existence of a road and recognizes two sides of said road.
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Happy Black Friday: I got you PROMOTIONAL EMAILS!
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Black Friday: I got you PROMOTIONAL EMAILS!