Meatball Enjoyer
@hamofgodesq.bsky.social
You have never read a social media bio more recently than this one.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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an entire agency of guys built like bobby hill in unwashed jeans and tactical gear who think they’re call of duty man. press f to wipe chef boyardee on shirt
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
an entire agency of guys built like bobby hill in unwashed jeans and tactical gear who think they’re call of duty man. press f to wipe chef boyardee on shirt
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Trying to convince my wife that as bad as things feel it’s worth taking solace in the fact that Nikola Jokic has returned from his injury.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Trying to convince my wife that as bad as things feel it’s worth taking solace in the fact that Nikola Jokic has returned from his injury.
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Half a billion on terrorizing citizens but we can’t have universal healthcare or basic income or affordable housing or public transit or
Congressional Budget Office: “Federal troop deployments to US cities cost a total of $496 million in 2025, CBO estimates. Continuing current deployments will cost $93 million a month; 1,000 Guard personnel deployed to a city will cost at least $18 million a month.” www.cbo.gov/publication/...
www.cbo.gov
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Half a billion on terrorizing citizens but we can’t have universal healthcare or basic income or affordable housing or public transit or
man you gotta be fucking kidding me
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
man you gotta be fucking kidding me
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
good morning and go huskers to you and yours
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
good morning and go huskers to you and yours
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
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Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
call texas my left foot because they’ve got a collapsed arch
August 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
call texas my left foot because they’ve got a collapsed arch
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this is the dumbest sport. i love it like nothing else on this stupid planet.
August 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is the dumbest sport. i love it like nothing else on this stupid planet.
good morning and go huskers to you and yours
August 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
good morning and go huskers to you and yours
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Ultimately, Cuomo failed to speak to the issues that matter to voters in the city
June 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ultimately, Cuomo failed to speak to the issues that matter to voters in the city
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effective immediately this is the only thing i care about
A former Hormel Foods employee made off with top-secret sausage recipes and market intel before joining regional competitor Johnsonville, a new federal lawsuit allege
Minnesota’s Hormel sues Wisconsin’s Johnsonville alleging stolen sausage secrets
A former employee at Austin, Minn.-based Hormel emailed recipes and proprietary information to his personal account before joining brat-maker Johnsonville, a federal lawsuit alleges.
www.startribune.com
June 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
effective immediately this is the only thing i care about
[gwen stefani voice]
i’m just a bug in a rug
i’m just a bug in a rug
April 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[gwen stefani voice]
i’m just a bug in a rug
i’m just a bug in a rug
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ANY REPUBLICAN: so let me get this straight… you want ME… to go fuck MYSELF?
CROWD: [roars in approval]
CROWD: [roars in approval]
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ANY REPUBLICAN: so let me get this straight… you want ME… to go fuck MYSELF?
CROWD: [roars in approval]
CROWD: [roars in approval]
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GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
look at my opposition party bro i’m never going to retire
February 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
look at my opposition party bro i’m never going to retire
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Go Birds
Just saw a guy in a Chiefs sweatshirt get booed in a hospital
February 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Go Birds
unfortunately true, i can no longer afford enough tomatoes to throw at chuck schumer
You’re worried about tomato prices.
Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.
Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
unfortunately true, i can no longer afford enough tomatoes to throw at chuck schumer
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i love artificial intelligence
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i love artificial intelligence