Klargeröll
@heikada.bsky.social
Gartenbau, Umweltbildung, Kulturanthropologie und anarchosyndikalistischer Fußball seit 1910*
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them (GregtheMiller)
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them (GregtheMiller)
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thinking about getting a lobotomy so I can make the big money writing for legacy print media
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
thinking about getting a lobotomy so I can make the big money writing for legacy print media
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me: i don't WANT to go to class, mum
mum: dude, you're the teacher, grow up
mum: dude, you're the teacher, grow up
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
me: i don't WANT to go to class, mum
mum: dude, you're the teacher, grow up
mum: dude, you're the teacher, grow up
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Finds übrigens mega erfrischend, eine News-Seite öffnen, und das erste politische Thema ist RENTE und nicht AUSLÄDNER
Ich mag mir gar nicht ausmalen, wie das wäre, wenn sie danach WOHNUNGSMARKT UND MIETEN angehen würden, gar BILDUNG, oh Gott, INFRASTRUKTUR!!! Aaaaah Klima und Energieversorgung!
Ich mag mir gar nicht ausmalen, wie das wäre, wenn sie danach WOHNUNGSMARKT UND MIETEN angehen würden, gar BILDUNG, oh Gott, INFRASTRUKTUR!!! Aaaaah Klima und Energieversorgung!
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Finds übrigens mega erfrischend, eine News-Seite öffnen, und das erste politische Thema ist RENTE und nicht AUSLÄDNER
Ich mag mir gar nicht ausmalen, wie das wäre, wenn sie danach WOHNUNGSMARKT UND MIETEN angehen würden, gar BILDUNG, oh Gott, INFRASTRUKTUR!!! Aaaaah Klima und Energieversorgung!
Ich mag mir gar nicht ausmalen, wie das wäre, wenn sie danach WOHNUNGSMARKT UND MIETEN angehen würden, gar BILDUNG, oh Gott, INFRASTRUKTUR!!! Aaaaah Klima und Energieversorgung!
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Glühwein gegen Bullen! Am 13.12.2025 ist wieder Wintermarkt und Budenzauber im Flora Garten!
Alle Einnahmen des Wintermarkts fließen als Soli in Antirepressionsarbeit
Alle Einnahmen des Wintermarkts fließen als Soli in Antirepressionsarbeit
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Glühwein gegen Bullen! Am 13.12.2025 ist wieder Wintermarkt und Budenzauber im Flora Garten!
Alle Einnahmen des Wintermarkts fließen als Soli in Antirepressionsarbeit
Alle Einnahmen des Wintermarkts fließen als Soli in Antirepressionsarbeit
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Can one car catch rust from another? We still don't know.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can one car catch rust from another? We still don't know.
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of the age where you can still get me to do some weird shit for 60 bucks
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
of the age where you can still get me to do some weird shit for 60 bucks
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
St. Pauli
St. Pauli
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
St. Pauli
St. Pauli
St. Pauli
St. Pauli
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
St. Pauli
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Marjorie Taylor Greene stepping down from Congress in order to spend more time with the barking noises inside her head
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene stepping down from Congress in order to spend more time with the barking noises inside her head
wann Sportverbot für Kohr
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
wann Sportverbot für Kohr
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i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
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Die USA präsentieren einen "Friedensplan", der übelste Diktat-Bedingungen für die Ukraine enthält. Mutmaßlich geschrieben auf Russisch. Die Kriegsverbrecher:innen im Kreml lachen über ihre Marionetten: Den extrem rechten Trump und seine Fans in den USA, in Deutschland und Österreich.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Die USA präsentieren einen "Friedensplan", der übelste Diktat-Bedingungen für die Ukraine enthält. Mutmaßlich geschrieben auf Russisch. Die Kriegsverbrecher:innen im Kreml lachen über ihre Marionetten: Den extrem rechten Trump und seine Fans in den USA, in Deutschland und Österreich.
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i will stand for what i believe in, and i believe in sitting down
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i will stand for what i believe in, and i believe in sitting down
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Die nächsten PRÜF-Demos finden am 13.12. statt! Mehr Infos am 28.11. bei @pruef-de.bsky.social! #pruef!
GEHT COMEDY AUF EINER DEMO? | Das war die erste PRÜF-Demo in Hamburg!
YouTube video by Nico Semsrott
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November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Die nächsten PRÜF-Demos finden am 13.12. statt! Mehr Infos am 28.11. bei @pruef-de.bsky.social! #pruef!
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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on city infrastructure.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on city infrastructure.
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This is really happening. Right now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is really happening. Right now.
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Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
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How much do you think god makes an hour
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
How much do you think god makes an hour
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Went back in time to warn my child self but he was laughing and saying "Ni!" like the "knights who say 'Ni!'" and I just couldn't do it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Went back in time to warn my child self but he was laughing and saying "Ni!" like the "knights who say 'Ni!'" and I just couldn't do it.