Megan Baird
hissterics.bsky.social
Megan Baird
@hissterics.bsky.social
Messaging, cats, beverages.
Portland, OR
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Media literacy is down, so to be clear, when the WSJ writes “Ultimately, the fact pattern Meta relies on to meet its conflicting objectives strains credibility” about your accounting practices and runs an accompanying flowchart, that is the equivalent of a 500-foot neon sign reading “FRAUD”
This feels like one of those stories you're going to look at a year from now and say to yourself, "Why didn't I move more of my portfolio into cash?" **

** (This post is for informational purposes only and should not be construed as financial or any other advice.)

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www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
AI Meets Aggressive Accounting at Meta’s Gigantic New Data Center
Favorable treatment off the balance sheet hinges on some convenient assumptions.
www.wsj.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I hope that literally everyone reads this
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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"to get her to be good probably requires more firmness than I enjoy"
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Consultant brain
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all.

And here she is at the loser party with him.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ice the Swinger Hunter
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I think it was all in St. Johns, not "actual" NW
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You dropped this, Queen 👑

"The numbers put up by Pelosi in her Hall of Fame career are undeniable. Over the last decade, Pelosi’s portfolio returned an incredible 816 percent"
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Mamdani already moving the needle on sex offenders, you love to see it
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The life-threatening danger will shock you.

(It won't. It's cars.)
apnews.com/article/scho...
School crossing guards face life-threatening dangers on the job
An investigation by The Associated Press and Cox Media Group Television Stations found that school crossing guards face dangerous conditions, with many injured or killed on the job.
apnews.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You have to shove a whole hot dog in your mouth before you can pronounce it correctly
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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*looks directly at camera*
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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And Bill Gates pivots away from worrying about climate emissions on the same day, you tell me?
"OpenAI has successfully converted to a more traditional corporate structure, a move that cleared an obstacle for a potential initial public offering and pushed the valuation of longtime partner Microsoft above $4 trillion."
OpenAI Completes For-Profit Transition, Pushing Microsoft Above $4 Trillion Valuation
Startup’s conversion clears obstacle for potential initial public offering, gives Microsoft 27% stake in new public-benefit corporation.
www.wsj.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I'm not sure how you write this column and make only a passing reference to Chauncey Billups' sexual assault allegation

www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
Chauncey Billups fooled me, too, it appears. Why his shocking arrest cuts so deep
The somber image of Billups at his hearing is in stark contrast to who he appeared to be during his time as coach in Portland.
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Of course the TigerFitness guy thinks this
SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.

Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:

* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled

* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Might be the most vacuous person of the last decade. An empty vessel for lobbyist cash.
Former US Sen. Kyrsten Sinema lobbies for data center developer at Chandler AZ Plan Commission. Says she's working "hand in glove" w Trump Admin & warns city to embrace DCs or face federal intervention. City Council vote on Sinema's DC scheduled for Nov. 13.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Unless, of course, bsky.app/profile/ytpj...
“The department declined to answer questions about whether the donor is an American citizen or a foreign national.” Jesus Fucking Christ
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
An insignificant donation that's so much lower than his tax bill should be
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/u...

On the one hand, this is insane. In an innumerate culture enough people will think this grift is actually one of Trump’s good deals.

On the other hand, let these fools go broke trying to “donate” at the level of state spending. This is barely a nickel.
Trump to Use $130 Million Donation to Help Pay Troops
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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At some point it has to become clear that this tech exists is to create a more toxic society and enrich its owners. These uses are not aberrations but rather the entire purpose.
OpenAI's Sora 2 Can Generate Videos of Celebrities Appearing to Shout Racial Slurs
OpenAI's Sora 2 video generation model can be exploited to push misinformation and depict public figures behaving badly despite promised guardrails.
www.rollingstone.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Great Tailed Grackle:
Native to HEB parking lots
Travel in plagues
Makes a weird shriek that sounds like rusty gravel
Beaks as black as their souls
Opportunists
Lifespan 10-15 years
Extremely intelligent
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Would like one to note, "The president would shit on you, personally, if given the chance."
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM