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D VW's got ferns to return
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Mid 30s ADHD computer programmer. Nerd. White. Enby (they/them).
I reject my hormones and substitute my own.

If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.
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“But the Trump administration cut the money, claiming it fell under DEI – diversity, equity and inclusion.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Eric Adams's spinoff SRG group should also get nuked because it's worse: the Community Response Team is a group of cops that report directly to Adams so he can cosplay FX's The Shield. Even some NYPD guys were like "whoa this is a lot my dude" www.propublica.org/article/eric...
How Eric Adams Has Backed a Secretive NYPD Unit Ridden With Abuses
After NYPD officials warned about a unit’s aggressive policing, the mayor boosted the team led by his allies. “The unit effectively reported directly to City Hall,” a former police official said.
www.propublica.org
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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there once was a king dressed in yellow
a very remarkable fellow
they made him a play
and people did say
that all those who saw it went dryixfyixfidgfjxffxjtrdturtesuuesrurestirsditrurstrstutrsustrusrtuetsuteseutsbjivkhhcfhkcgfgfjxfgicgfjxfzrwaesriychx
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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”Free speech culture” means that when a prominent activist calls you a “retarded pussy” you should not call it out because that’s cancel culture. You should just engage in better debate! Try going on a podcast.
Oh nothing. Just a major conservative activist, former staffer for Chuck Grassley and a former clerk for Justice Neil Gorsuch calling me a "retarded pussy." Fun stuff on X, the everything site.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Look at the repetition of words:

understand x2
doesn't x2
AI x2 (plus "I" which rings the same bell)
why x2 (also rings the AI and I bell)
because x2

In a HEADLINE? No. It's not a headline. IT IS A POEM.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"Two Palestinians were seen leaving a building, with their hands raised in the air.

"After the officers took control, they are seen ordering them to lie on the ground at the entrance to the building, before one officer shoots them to death at close range."

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Officers involved in killing of surrendered Palestinians released after investigation
After Officers Were Filmed Shooting Palestinians Who They Had Already Detained at Close Range in Jenin, the IDF Declared That the Incident Was 'Under Review', While National Security Minister Ben-Gvir...
www.haaretz.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Did someone say 20% off sale at cameo.com/andymerrill2?
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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the thing that tros doesn't understand is that while, yes, a fleet of star destroyers all armed with death star superlasers is technically on paper more of a threat than a single death star, a single death star is still cooler and scarier in a movie
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.

yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.

yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.

holidays are hard enough as it is.

don't make them harder.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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this is one of those instances where the clip is actually dumber than the quote out of context
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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BLAST OFF
IT'S PARTY TIME
AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION
BLAST OFF
IT'S PARTY TIME
AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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It should be a federal crime to make a television with only two HDMI ports.

I have three gaming consoles and a soundbar and you come to me with two HDMI ports?
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The myth is circulating again that it was more radical otg activists and assimilationist gays ("boots and suits") teaming up that was responsible for queer communities' gains late '60s on.

The history doesn't back this up. What actually happened is more revealing. 🧵

Let's start with Stonewall...
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM