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Jon Carver
@jdcarver55.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Mark’s house number is the number of the Twilight Zone episode “The After Hours” #severance
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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3 months ago, we launched the UNITED24 App, providing an opportunity to directly support frontline units.
Since then, 12,000 donors from 68 countries have raised over $300,000 for the Drone Line. As a token of gratitude, these units decided to thank you in a special way👇🧵
Since then, 12,000 donors from 68 countries have raised over $300,000 for the Drone Line. As a token of gratitude, these units decided to thank you in a special way👇🧵
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
3 months ago, we launched the UNITED24 App, providing an opportunity to directly support frontline units.
Since then, 12,000 donors from 68 countries have raised over $300,000 for the Drone Line. As a token of gratitude, these units decided to thank you in a special way👇🧵
Since then, 12,000 donors from 68 countries have raised over $300,000 for the Drone Line. As a token of gratitude, these units decided to thank you in a special way👇🧵
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even by my own standards i am accumulating books at a frightening rate
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
even by my own standards i am accumulating books at a frightening rate
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100% this, I've been working with the local pantry in Dormont for years and money is 100% more useful than random semi-expired stuff. They can leverage the buying power of cash to buy entire pallets at massive discounts (think ~.15 cents a box for mac & cheese) from food bank sources.
Did my intake to commence volunteering at a local food pantry this afternoon and let me tell you, after just half an hour of basic description of operations I now thoroughly get why they stress "please just give money, don't buy random food at retail and bring it in" over and over and over.
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
100% this, I've been working with the local pantry in Dormont for years and money is 100% more useful than random semi-expired stuff. They can leverage the buying power of cash to buy entire pallets at massive discounts (think ~.15 cents a box for mac & cheese) from food bank sources.
Our local food pantry is able to buy things at a fraction of grocery store prices so it’s better to give them the dollar
Did my intake to commence volunteering at a local food pantry this afternoon and let me tell you, after just half an hour of basic description of operations I now thoroughly get why they stress "please just give money, don't buy random food at retail and bring it in" over and over and over.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Our local food pantry is able to buy things at a fraction of grocery store prices so it’s better to give them the dollar
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GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
@greenleejw.bsky.social Looks like AWS issues got DND Beyond today, thought of you #eels
October 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@greenleejw.bsky.social Looks like AWS issues got DND Beyond today, thought of you #eels
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/
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It's not hoarding if it's books.
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's not hoarding if it's books.
I just finished this because of your recommendation and good lord, what a roller coaster. An astonishingly good book and decades ahead of its time
1. I'm NOT the sort of SF/F nerd who thinks everyone needs to read a "canon" of older works in genre like they're homework before they get to call themselves a fan, nevertheless the book I'm always mildly surprised when people say they haven't read it is "Snow Crash," which to me is era-defining...
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just finished this because of your recommendation and good lord, what a roller coaster. An astonishingly good book and decades ahead of its time
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🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like
Nasa would be a lovely name for a girl
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nasa would be a lovely name for a girl
Me and writer’s block
September 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me and writer’s block
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hahahaha that one on-fire end dunking himself in the river
September 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
hahahaha that one on-fire end dunking himself in the river
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is Aragorn ever dry
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
is Aragorn ever dry
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nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem
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Thys meetinge koude have been a Renaissance Faire
September 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thys meetinge koude have been a Renaissance Faire
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I just need to go to bed for a few years.
August 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just need to go to bed for a few years.
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A little sneak peek at my second cover for the new TWILIGHT ZONE 5-issue mini at @idwpublishing.com . Today is FOC for preorders on #1 out next month. I’m doing covers for all 5 issues and I’m co-writing and drawing #5. Preorder this mini, it’s gonne be GOOD!
August 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A little sneak peek at my second cover for the new TWILIGHT ZONE 5-issue mini at @idwpublishing.com . Today is FOC for preorders on #1 out next month. I’m doing covers for all 5 issues and I’m co-writing and drawing #5. Preorder this mini, it’s gonne be GOOD!