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Jeff Bachtel
@jeffbach.bsky.social
1.5K followers 270 following 4.2K posts
Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him (I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1h
Google says I’m wrong (12k AF, 10k USN) but it wouldn’t surprise me or anything
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1h
You know Air Force pilots are better because there’s fewer of them
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1h
Oh oh have you seen Man On Fire?
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junlper.beer
onion person @junlper.beer · 1h
discovering insane edits recently
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 8h
3x3 PVC pipe setup for a multiple candle launch system
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 9h
Michael Scott “this is a hate crime, because I hate it”
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 9h
I got a Gladiator, it’s my first Jeep, and those folks griping about Jeep reliability were spitting straight facts 😭

(I still love it though)
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 9h
Feels illegal to be exposed to her communications tbh
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mikerose.bsky.social
Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 20h
We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 11h
Well thankfully they can't legally do anything about it 😡
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 11h
ah thought you had a 5am flight 😀
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ryannorth.ca
Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 12h
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 11h
Enjoy the sunrise!
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 12h
The :reflow issue being fixed in a PR 3 years ago and then abandoned when the PR author switched back to neovim is a mood 😭
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d
sherman, for the love of god!
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andrewfacini.com
Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · Jan 24
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
Graphic showing the proposed pictogram warning of the dangers of buried nuclear waste for the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Apr 3
Three stills fron the television show Wilfred all showing Wilfred in Ryan in conversation outside. Text on first panel reada "we all have to make sacrifices, Ryan. Like the story of Jesus Christ". Text on the second panel reads "I'm sure the roman soldiers wanted to hang out at the pantheon and stare at tit's all day...". Text for the third panel reads "but they knew they had a duty to kill jesus"
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1d
Sam Altman looks like he speaks Simlish already.
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1d
The 290 traffic would prevent them from keeping any sort of schedule
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1d
XFL 2!
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Defector @defector.com · 1d
How ‘Slow Horses’ explains the world: defector.com/how-slow-hor...
How 'Slow Horses' Explains The World | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at…
defector.com
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 1d
Ed tech safety tools will make you decide that computers in school were a complete mistake
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d
Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:

channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL
Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...
channel-6.ghost.io
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hard-drive.net
Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 2d
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 2d
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Winona Ryder, covered in ash and dragging on a cigarette at the end of “Heathers”
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