Jeff Bachtel
@jeffbach.bsky.social
Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him
(I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)
(I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)
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purveyor of fine OSINT techniques, @harrris0n on twitter, is exposing insecure vibecoded AI slop apps in the Apple store & has put them in a database. all of these apps are exposed/leaking user data right now. you can check if anything on your phone is doing this by going to firehound.covertlabs.io
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January 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
purveyor of fine OSINT techniques, @harrris0n on twitter, is exposing insecure vibecoded AI slop apps in the Apple store & has put them in a database. all of these apps are exposed/leaking user data right now. you can check if anything on your phone is doing this by going to firehound.covertlabs.io
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to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
Oh so now someone can't be the Chuck Yeager of crookedness??
Every time Trump breaks the clear letter of the law, the NYT and WaPo write a story about how he’s “pushing boundaries” or “testing the limits of his authority”
He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.
He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Oh so now someone can't be the Chuck Yeager of crookedness??
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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Donald trump based on your erratic behaviours and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please stop what you're doing and watch Bo Burman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Donald trump based on your erratic behaviours and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please stop what you're doing and watch Bo Burman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!
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Whatever he had like 12 followers
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whatever he had like 12 followers
@skywatch.blue this post bsky.app/profile/rmfi... got tagged with a slur, when no slur is present. Could your filter rule be set to not match the R slur used as a verb?
(Sorry for the stray notification, Raffi)
(Sorry for the stray notification, Raffi)
Saturday morning loaf: I retarded the dough overnight in the fridge, and it looked very sad when I turned it out into the dough sling, but the oven spring was very good. I’m not in love with the crumb but flavor is very complex.
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
@skywatch.blue this post bsky.app/profile/rmfi... got tagged with a slur, when no slur is present. Could your filter rule be set to not match the R slur used as a verb?
(Sorry for the stray notification, Raffi)
(Sorry for the stray notification, Raffi)
(I’m to lazy to do the speech bubble)
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 AM
(I’m to lazy to do the speech bubble)
I had a cedar shake siding house, a newborn, a woodpecker, and an Amazon search history full of pellet rifles.
Never purchased but god was it close.
Never purchased but god was it close.
did you know woodpeckers use hammering to attract mates? it’s not always about finding grubs
and did you know they’ll hammer on non-wood objects, including metal?
and that my house has metal siding?
anyway here’s a short clip of how it sounds inside when a woodpecker hammers our house
and did you know they’ll hammer on non-wood objects, including metal?
and that my house has metal siding?
anyway here’s a short clip of how it sounds inside when a woodpecker hammers our house
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I had a cedar shake siding house, a newborn, a woodpecker, and an Amazon search history full of pellet rifles.
Never purchased but god was it close.
Never purchased but god was it close.
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
I straight up hate the Bluesky UI change to have a "What's up" posting block at the top of my feed. I'm no designist, but it feels bad in an undefinable (for me) way.
January 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I straight up hate the Bluesky UI change to have a "What's up" posting block at the top of my feed. I'm no designist, but it feels bad in an undefinable (for me) way.
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🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
This is really great, check it out
“Drosera regina” is nominated for Brave New Weird!
Tenebrous is an incredible advocate for the unsettling and strange, and it’s an honor to make this list. I’m sharing space with so many cool works!
You can read my story here: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/dros...
Tenebrous is an incredible advocate for the unsettling and strange, and it’s an honor to make this list. I’m sharing space with so many cool works!
You can read my story here: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/dros...
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This is really great, check it out
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
Absolutely insane SCP item description:
The propeller beanie stays on during sex
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Absolutely insane SCP item description:
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Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
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I'm sorry but if you got rugpulled by *Eric Adams* you were going to lose your money to a man selling you magic beans or leprechaun meat anyway. Quite possibly also Eric Adams.
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm sorry but if you got rugpulled by *Eric Adams* you were going to lose your money to a man selling you magic beans or leprechaun meat anyway. Quite possibly also Eric Adams.
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
@mikeblack114.bsky.social you see someone thought they were doing a Title 50 and pulled in a @bizjetsofwar.bsky.social instead of literally anything else?
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
@mikeblack114.bsky.social you see someone thought they were doing a Title 50 and pulled in a @bizjetsofwar.bsky.social instead of literally anything else?