Mark
@johnnyoptimist.bsky.social
he/him
Looking for a snaz-tastic vintage cookie jar? Have I got the place for you! Head on over to www.MacOlith.com and look at all the jars, then ask me about pricing/availability.
Looking for a snaz-tastic vintage cookie jar? Have I got the place for you! Head on over to www.MacOlith.com and look at all the jars, then ask me about pricing/availability.
Happy "Oh, shit, is that the trash man?! GD, we missed thrash day." To all who celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy "Oh, shit, is that the trash man?! GD, we missed thrash day." To all who celebrate.
There is a reason the "toilets didn't work, wouldn't flush, always clogged..." during the first term.
The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There is a reason the "toilets didn't work, wouldn't flush, always clogged..." during the first term.
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Oh that bubble about to BURST
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh that bubble about to BURST
LOL "It can do anything you want"
Um, can it make Excel stop doing the weird formatting thing that started happening when you put the AI in there?
"well, no"
Can it make Word just tab the single line I want tabbed instead of the whole page?
"now your just talking crazy"
You're
80.lv/articles/mic...
Um, can it make Excel stop doing the weird formatting thing that started happening when you put the AI in there?
"well, no"
Can it make Word just tab the single line I want tabbed instead of the whole page?
"now your just talking crazy"
You're
80.lv/articles/mic...
Microsoft AI CEO Puzzled by People Being "Unimpressed" by AI
Mustafa Suleyman had his mind blown by the community's negative reaction to Microsoft's "agentic OS" comments.
80.lv
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
LOL "It can do anything you want"
Um, can it make Excel stop doing the weird formatting thing that started happening when you put the AI in there?
"well, no"
Can it make Word just tab the single line I want tabbed instead of the whole page?
"now your just talking crazy"
You're
80.lv/articles/mic...
Um, can it make Excel stop doing the weird formatting thing that started happening when you put the AI in there?
"well, no"
Can it make Word just tab the single line I want tabbed instead of the whole page?
"now your just talking crazy"
You're
80.lv/articles/mic...
You know what they say, Reddit hath no fury like r/glasscollecting when you post about an experiment to see what happens when you put "collectible" glassware in a dishwasher. #DownVoted
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You know what they say, Reddit hath no fury like r/glasscollecting when you post about an experiment to see what happens when you put "collectible" glassware in a dishwasher. #DownVoted
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a title and an answer
really excited for 60 Minutes to just be a show about what Alan Dershowitz thinks the age of consent should be
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
a title and an answer
OMG! LOL, this isn't "moving the 40 yrds" this is moving the franchise to another town. Good god. The first group was already out of the 40 yrds, the second group is in their own reality.
Along these lines, my working theory is MTG will be on this station w/ her own show.
Along these lines, my working theory is MTG will be on this station w/ her own show.
There's so much wrong with this strategy.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
OMG! LOL, this isn't "moving the 40 yrds" this is moving the franchise to another town. Good god. The first group was already out of the 40 yrds, the second group is in their own reality.
Along these lines, my working theory is MTG will be on this station w/ her own show.
Along these lines, my working theory is MTG will be on this station w/ her own show.
This is a @evolbrew.net post if I've ever seen one.
Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is a @evolbrew.net post if I've ever seen one.
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Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
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This guy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This guy.
We take our lighting and cooling seriously in this house!
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We take our lighting and cooling seriously in this house!
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I think one thing that is remarkable over the last half decade is how moderates could step and run the show but are too dumb/convinced of their own helplessness to actually do it
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think one thing that is remarkable over the last half decade is how moderates could step and run the show but are too dumb/convinced of their own helplessness to actually do it
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
Got some choc mouse w whipped cream & Oreo courtesy of gf! #FuckYeahDessert
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got some choc mouse w whipped cream & Oreo courtesy of gf! #FuckYeahDessert
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rebel with me 💋
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
rebel with me 💋
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Saying DOGE wasn't successful because it didn't cut waste is like saying Republicans weren't successful with a tax cut because it didn't pay for itself. A complete misunderstanding of their goals, which in and of itself is a victory for the bad guys.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Saying DOGE wasn't successful because it didn't cut waste is like saying Republicans weren't successful with a tax cut because it didn't pay for itself. A complete misunderstanding of their goals, which in and of itself is a victory for the bad guys.
Happy "Christmas Real Hair Doll" materials collecting for all those who celebrate! #ChristmasIsGoingToBeLit
#CheckOutMyRealHairDollEtsyShop
#JustKidingTheseAreForFamilyOnly
#Cherished
#CheckOutMyRealHairDollEtsyShop
#JustKidingTheseAreForFamilyOnly
#Cherished
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy "Christmas Real Hair Doll" materials collecting for all those who celebrate! #ChristmasIsGoingToBeLit
#CheckOutMyRealHairDollEtsyShop
#JustKidingTheseAreForFamilyOnly
#Cherished
#CheckOutMyRealHairDollEtsyShop
#JustKidingTheseAreForFamilyOnly
#Cherished
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
This was an incredible play. Heads up move.
SONNETT COMES UP WITH THE BIGGEST SAVE OF THE NIGHT SO FAR FOR GOTHAM 🛑
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This was an incredible play. Heads up move.
At this point (really after the first, but suspect this was already commissioned at the time), I'd:
A) require any consultant in the Scope of Work to NOT use AI
B) Never use Deloitte again. They've already proven their desire to use shit as their product. #SAP
A) require any consultant in the Scope of Work to NOT use AI
B) Never use Deloitte again. They've already proven their desire to use shit as their product. #SAP
This is the 2nd time a major government report from Deloitte has been found to contain errors likely generated by AI.
First in Australia and now, as The Independent has confirmed, in a major healthcare policy paper for the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador #nlpoli #AI #deloitte
First in Australia and now, as The Independent has confirmed, in a major healthcare policy paper for the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador #nlpoli #AI #deloitte
A major healthcare policy paper commissioned by @govnl.bsky.social government from Deloitte at a cost of $1.6 million, cites research papers that don’t exist, making it the second major government policy paper called into question in as many months. #nlpoli #AI
theindependent.ca/news/lji/maj...
theindependent.ca/news/lji/maj...
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
At this point (really after the first, but suspect this was already commissioned at the time), I'd:
A) require any consultant in the Scope of Work to NOT use AI
B) Never use Deloitte again. They've already proven their desire to use shit as their product. #SAP
A) require any consultant in the Scope of Work to NOT use AI
B) Never use Deloitte again. They've already proven their desire to use shit as their product. #SAP
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This is additional fuel for their new target base (incels) that will ignite in 4-8 yrs. When competition for "traditionally male occupations" increases, many mediocre white men are going to be displaced. They'll then blame women, again.
Mark my words, teaching will be next.
The regime is targeting loans for traditionally female occupations.
The regime is targeting loans for traditionally female occupations.
I realized it was only a matter of time for other professions once I heard the professional, moral, intellectual & ethical requirements to be POTUS were completely eliminated. 🤷🏻♀️
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is additional fuel for their new target base (incels) that will ignite in 4-8 yrs. When competition for "traditionally male occupations" increases, many mediocre white men are going to be displaced. They'll then blame women, again.
We finally know why RFK Jr. was running out of the room when that other dude collapsed last week.
"Far too big" to remove say experts
"Someone get me a hacksaw & some grocery bags for the kids" says RFK
"Far too big" to remove say experts
"Someone get me a hacksaw & some grocery bags for the kids" says RFK
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We finally know why RFK Jr. was running out of the room when that other dude collapsed last week.
"Far too big" to remove say experts
"Someone get me a hacksaw & some grocery bags for the kids" says RFK
"Far too big" to remove say experts
"Someone get me a hacksaw & some grocery bags for the kids" says RFK
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This is my drug.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is my drug.