Anton Kreitzer
@jonathanwolf.bsky.social
Everybody have fun tonight
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
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*going over Epstein files* unbelievable, this guy was obsessed with black rectangles
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*going over Epstein files* unbelievable, this guy was obsessed with black rectangles
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🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”
Hugely important point made by @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 👏
Hugely important point made by @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 👏
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”
Hugely important point made by @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 👏
Hugely important point made by @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 👏
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Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
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Interviewer: According to your resume, you’re one of the greatest fiction writers the world has ever known
Me: Yes, I wrote that
Me: Yes, I wrote that
December 27, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Interviewer: According to your resume, you’re one of the greatest fiction writers the world has ever known
Me: Yes, I wrote that
Me: Yes, I wrote that
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purple aki's died! one of the weirdest criminals the uk has ever produced.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_...
Purple Aki - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
purple aki's died! one of the weirdest criminals the uk has ever produced.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_...
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A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
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INTERVIEWER: What's this gap in your resumé?
ME: What resumé?
INTERVIEWER: What
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: *looks around his kitchen, where he sits alone in his bathrobe, coffee gone cold. Outside is a city overgrown with vines and trees, the electricity went out years ago* Oh.
ME: What resumé?
INTERVIEWER: What
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: *looks around his kitchen, where he sits alone in his bathrobe, coffee gone cold. Outside is a city overgrown with vines and trees, the electricity went out years ago* Oh.
July 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
INTERVIEWER: What's this gap in your resumé?
ME: What resumé?
INTERVIEWER: What
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: *looks around his kitchen, where he sits alone in his bathrobe, coffee gone cold. Outside is a city overgrown with vines and trees, the electricity went out years ago* Oh.
ME: What resumé?
INTERVIEWER: What
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: ...
INTERVIEWER: *looks around his kitchen, where he sits alone in his bathrobe, coffee gone cold. Outside is a city overgrown with vines and trees, the electricity went out years ago* Oh.
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Here’s a link to my shop for anyone interested. Retweets massively appreciated… stuffbymark.co.uk/shop
July 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Here’s a link to my shop for anyone interested. Retweets massively appreciated… stuffbymark.co.uk/shop
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MC Hammer to star in a remake of "The Untouchables".
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
MC Hammer to star in a remake of "The Untouchables".
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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If you turn off your phone and stare at the screen, you can actually see the face of the person locked inside it.
July 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If you turn off your phone and stare at the screen, you can actually see the face of the person locked inside it.
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Just burned 1,500 calories
(overcooked a pizza)
(overcooked a pizza)
June 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just burned 1,500 calories
(overcooked a pizza)
(overcooked a pizza)
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COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
May 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
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All the unidentified phone numbers you block are calls from your future self trying to warn you about your terrible choices.
May 8, 2024 at 1:44 AM
All the unidentified phone numbers you block are calls from your future self trying to warn you about your terrible choices.
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There's going to be a brilliant comedy gig in Exeter on Wednesday 21 May featuring Mike Wozniak, Spencer Jones and a bunch of other comedians, to raise funds for the the comedy festival in June. There are plenty of tickets left so please spread the word! www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exe...
May 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There's going to be a brilliant comedy gig in Exeter on Wednesday 21 May featuring Mike Wozniak, Spencer Jones and a bunch of other comedians, to raise funds for the the comedy festival in June. There are plenty of tickets left so please spread the word! www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exe...
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I appreciate that you don't ever want to hear the sound of his voice, and I know that you already know that he's a deranged idiot, but:
This really needs to be heard to be believed.
This really needs to be heard to be believed.
asked by Stephen A. Smith about his Harvard shakedown, Trump starts ranting about Harlem and says "I got a very high Black vote"
May 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I appreciate that you don't ever want to hear the sound of his voice, and I know that you already know that he's a deranged idiot, but:
This really needs to be heard to be believed.
This really needs to be heard to be believed.
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Lads. They have Autoglass in Germany but call it Carglass. And the little tune is the same "Carglass repariert, Carglass tauscht aus"
April 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lads. They have Autoglass in Germany but call it Carglass. And the little tune is the same "Carglass repariert, Carglass tauscht aus"
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“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.”
Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.
Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.”
Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.
Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.
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I did a lot of drugs when I was younger on my way into work this morning.
March 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I did a lot of drugs when I was younger on my way into work this morning.
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Just bought a book I'd never heard of, an insider's take on working at Facebook. No one's ever heard of this book, don't tell anyone about Careless People.
www.waterstones.com/book/careles...
www.waterstones.com/book/careles...
Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams | Waterstones
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March 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Just bought a book I'd never heard of, an insider's take on working at Facebook. No one's ever heard of this book, don't tell anyone about Careless People.
www.waterstones.com/book/careles...
www.waterstones.com/book/careles...