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Joshua R
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Cats and chickens and weird stuff generally

@realjoshuaryman on Old Twitter
Five classes you took in college

Intro to Astronomy
Intro to Logic
Ancient Philosophy
Philosophy of Religion
Intro to Theater
Five classes you took in college.

History of the 1960s
Experimental Puppetry
Films of the Holocaust
Oceanic Art
The Persistence of Vision
Five classes you took in college.

Golf
Women in the Bible
Emerging Infectious Diseases
History of US Foreign Policy
History of Economic Thought
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Seems most appropriate since MST3K was born in
#Minnesota
I presume you've seen this already:
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Not much in life to compare to the smell of onions hitting hot butter
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
AMC design a normal looking car challenge impossible
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sausages
Indiana Jones and the Sausage of Doom
A fist full of Sausages
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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*Marilyn Manson voice*

We're all stars now
in the Woke Bowl
As a prominent leftist I am playing in the woke bowl. It’s like a roast barrel but you have to say the wokest thing. I plan to hit them hard with feminism
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Remember what they took from you
Zvartnots Airport, Armenia, Old Terminal (Non Operational) r/brutalism
January 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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9-9-6 was a Chinese term invented mostly to show how depressing and lifeless work culture was; watching softbrained AI guys adopt it as an ideal is ... well, entirely predictable
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The masculine urge to buy this car and tear down the highway blasting Judas Priest at maximum volume while ripping a can of Coors

(Also the masculine urge to put this bad boy up on blocks on the front lawn and vaguely work on it while doing the other things)
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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If realpolitik is the art of the possible, then surrealpolitik is the performance of imagined possibility in a system where actual possibility has collapsed. Or, as we mostly know it, posting.
January 28, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Inexplicable sensuality, like Don Knotts
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:48 AM
A "pretty solid example" of a sick fuckin' whip if ever there was one
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Every ideologically driven group on the planet has their ways of convincing themselves that actually everybody already believes the things they know to be true.

Just ask your friendly neighborhood very online socialist why Bernie didn’t win the 2020 primary, for example.
I see this repeated a lot but it's not right. These people need to believe the protesters are paid because they've bought into a worldview where the only people who *actually* oppose them are shadowy elites and their acolytes. If "real Americans" oppose them sincerely, their worldview collapses.
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 PM
If a cop asks what you're getting up to, just tell them you're maximizing shareholder value and further entrenching the interests of Capital

They literally have to let you go (pretty sure this is in the constitution)
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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The two most influential visions of governance right now are Trumpism and Davosism—power concentrated in a nationalist strongman or power concentrated in distant committees of credentialed experts. Trump speaking at Davos feels like a villain meet-up.
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Goddesshood is a spectrum. -><-
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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2010s Game of Thrones fans: imagine a mad king that just burns everything down, so crazy!

2020s Game of Thrones Fans: 😐
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Sorry, gnomes, doctor removed the mushroom circle from my neck so you can't use me as a dimension door anymore.
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM