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Tom Healey
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Warhammer, comics, nonsense he/him
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SCOTT FREE opens his ‘cell phone’ to discover that he - the Apex ‘Wife Guy’ - has been sent a NUDE, from his beloved buxom beau, BIG BARDA!

But this is No Ordinary Nude! Beware, beware, Scott Free! You, Master Escapologist, are about to be ‘caught’ in —

“THE THIRST TRAP”!
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Bought and immediately sold a darkoath army to use in old world. Strange hobby.
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in a radical act of whimsy for a man my age, i took a bubble bath and gave myself a wizards beard. then i looked at myself in the mirror with it and thought about every bad thing i've ever done
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one of my absolute favorite parts about wearing a costume for an event is going to a store or coffee shop in the costume and watching everyone react to seeing alice in wonderland at the dunkin
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Look, I think most liberal democratic systems are functionally equivalent, but in Australia and other Westminster states, the set of events which leads to a government shutdown in the US instead triggers a general election, and it'd be nice if the US had that, too
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I don't like horror movies because, get this, there's enough real-life horror in the world already. I don't understand the purpose of fiction and I think it's basically real. I drove into a tunnel painted on a mountain wall, and then I backed up and did it again.
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
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are they soft-launching female space marines
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
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Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
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"LIBERALISM IS WHATEVER MY FRIENDS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT AT DINNER AND ILLIBERALISM IS WHATEVER SCARES ME, I AM A PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL, BUY MY BOOK ABOUT STARS WARS"
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They should make an international franchise out of Murder She Wrote called Murder She Translated, where Jessica Fletcher's various translators in different countries also happen to solve crimes in their spare time
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Cat being ravaged by a shark.
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folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"
One of the all time great dragons
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"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon
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I was CLOSE! (she has a curly fringe instead)
Malys ✨ 🐍
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Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks