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Taste the Prog of Dracula @rhidaneelolivaw.bsky.social · 3h

SCOTT FREE opens his ‘cell phone’ to discover that he - the Apex ‘Wife Guy’ - has been sent a NUDE, from his beloved buxom beau, BIG BARDA!

But this is No Ordinary Nude! Beware, beware, Scott Free! You, Master Escapologist, are about to be ‘caught’ in —

“THE THIRST TRAP”!

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Hadriel Caine @hadrielcaine.bsky.social · 4d

Bought and immediately sold a darkoath army to use in old world. Strange hobby.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 5d

in a radical act of whimsy for a man my age, i took a bubble bath and gave myself a wizards beard. then i looked at myself in the mirror with it and thought about every bad thing i've ever done

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6d

one of my absolute favorite parts about wearing a costume for an event is going to a store or coffee shop in the costume and watching everyone react to seeing alice in wonderland at the dunkin

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 7d

Updating my LEGO White House

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moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 7d

Look, I think most liberal democratic systems are functionally equivalent, but in Australia and other Westminster states, the set of events which leads to a government shutdown in the US instead triggers a general election, and it'd be nice if the US had that, too

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AITA Hoffmann @jrbolt.bsky.social · 9d

I don't like horror movies because, get this, there's enough real-life horror in the world already. I don't understand the purpose of fiction and I think it's basically real. I drove into a tunnel painted on a mountain wall, and then I backed up and did it again.

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 17d

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 21d

wtaf are you talking about

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 21d

Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

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merritt @merrittk.com · 23d

are they soft-launching female space marines

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Deanna Kreisel 🌱 @doctorwaffle.substack.com · 28d

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right)
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy?
What the hammer that hath hewn it
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee,
Or an external franchisee?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Sep 28

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

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Sara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · Sep 20

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · Sep 23

"LIBERALISM IS WHATEVER MY FRIENDS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT AT DINNER AND ILLIBERALISM IS WHATEVER SCARES ME, I AM A PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL, BUY MY BOOK ABOUT STARS WARS"

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · Sep 21

They should make an international franchise out of Murder She Wrote called Murder She Translated, where Jessica Fletcher's various translators in different countries also happen to solve crimes in their spare time