Lew
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Chopper of water, carrier of wood, reader of the fucking article
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I am calling for the immediate incarceration of everyone involved in this project. Possibly Luke too, can’t take any chances here.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I am calling for the immediate incarceration of everyone involved in this project. Possibly Luke too, can’t take any chances here.
Modest proposal: all politicians pitching massive vanity infrastructure developments that may or may not make the slightest lick of economic sense must be obliged to put their names on them like the Hoover Dam so that if they turn out to be a monumental shitshow then we all know whose fault it was
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Modest proposal: all politicians pitching massive vanity infrastructure developments that may or may not make the slightest lick of economic sense must be obliged to put their names on them like the Hoover Dam so that if they turn out to be a monumental shitshow then we all know whose fault it was
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sometimes the stories write themselves
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
sometimes the stories write themselves
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The administration’s incompetence is its saving grace.
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The administration’s incompetence is its saving grace.
I dunno, like it's fine, car design is nothing but a series of silly fads that sometimes turn out to have been good in hindsight
But who ultimately fuckin cares what their car looks like, as distinct from what it can do
And don't get me started on model names
But who ultimately fuckin cares what their car looks like, as distinct from what it can do
And don't get me started on model names
What's everyone's thoughts on the rear design of the Kia EV4? I'm staying silent. 🤐
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I dunno, like it's fine, car design is nothing but a series of silly fads that sometimes turn out to have been good in hindsight
But who ultimately fuckin cares what their car looks like, as distinct from what it can do
And don't get me started on model names
But who ultimately fuckin cares what their car looks like, as distinct from what it can do
And don't get me started on model names
What movie moment made you exclaim THIS IS CINEMA
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
What movie moment made you exclaim THIS IS CINEMA
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Every time Hayden does data journalism, he strikes a deadly blow at the heart of abstract numerical meaning and increases the likelihood that we will be forced to eliminate maths altogether
did some data journalism thespinoff.co.nz/politics/11-...
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Every time Hayden does data journalism, he strikes a deadly blow at the heart of abstract numerical meaning and increases the likelihood that we will be forced to eliminate maths altogether
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My dad says multiple points of failure:
* there are floor sensors everywhere, the plant operator should've known immediately
* there's an emergency overflow in the plant itself - why didn't that operate?
* The plant is on a damn hill - the wastewater is pumped *to* the treatment plant...
* there are floor sensors everywhere, the plant operator should've known immediately
* there's an emergency overflow in the plant itself - why didn't that operate?
* The plant is on a damn hill - the wastewater is pumped *to* the treatment plant...
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
My dad says multiple points of failure:
* there are floor sensors everywhere, the plant operator should've known immediately
* there's an emergency overflow in the plant itself - why didn't that operate?
* The plant is on a damn hill - the wastewater is pumped *to* the treatment plant...
* there are floor sensors everywhere, the plant operator should've known immediately
* there's an emergency overflow in the plant itself - why didn't that operate?
* The plant is on a damn hill - the wastewater is pumped *to* the treatment plant...
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ladies and gentlemen we got him
i just want to say those of you who peer pressured me into turning QTs back on: youre bad and you should feel bad. this is the worst feature of all social media features. god created screen grabs for a reason.
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ladies and gentlemen we got him
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WHERE IS TYLER AUSTIN HARPER?
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
WHERE IS TYLER AUSTIN HARPER?
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this may be the most English man ever to exist.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
this may be the most English man ever to exist.
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“If there’s no polling, the polls can’t be poor”
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
“If there’s no polling, the polls can’t be poor”
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The funniest thing about the "DEBATE ME DEBATE ME" right wing is that saying
1. No
and
2. You're clowns
Will make them as mad as shit.
1. No
and
2. You're clowns
Will make them as mad as shit.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The funniest thing about the "DEBATE ME DEBATE ME" right wing is that saying
1. No
and
2. You're clowns
Will make them as mad as shit.
1. No
and
2. You're clowns
Will make them as mad as shit.
A serious govt would have launched such an inquiry in the first year of its term, or maybe the second year
But all the same the results should be released before the election, so people can decide for themselves the extent to which it is a cynical excuse-making exercise
But all the same the results should be released before the election, so people can decide for themselves the extent to which it is a cynical excuse-making exercise
📢 Finance Minister says purpose of the review of Covid-19 monetary policy is 'to learn from experience'
Government launches independent review of NZ's monetary policy response to Covid-19
www.interest.co.nz
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
A serious govt would have launched such an inquiry in the first year of its term, or maybe the second year
But all the same the results should be released before the election, so people can decide for themselves the extent to which it is a cynical excuse-making exercise
But all the same the results should be released before the election, so people can decide for themselves the extent to which it is a cynical excuse-making exercise
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You can't do politics in here, this is the house of parliament
The House: Question Time gets more pointedly political
The House: Question Time gets more pointedly political
Parliament's Question Time is often frustrating but elections politicise it further, as recent exchanges on unemployment and gas imports demonstrate.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
You can't do politics in here, this is the house of parliament
6:20 on a sunny Wednesday evening means tits out in Dunedin North
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
6:20 on a sunny Wednesday evening means tits out in Dunedin North
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This TOP advert on LinkedIn and Facebook is pissing of Jones
Ignore the super saturation, the Screen grab software detests Chrome
Ignore the super saturation, the Screen grab software detests Chrome
February 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
This TOP advert on LinkedIn and Facebook is pissing of Jones
Ignore the super saturation, the Screen grab software detests Chrome
Ignore the super saturation, the Screen grab software detests Chrome
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Name the future monster that will emerge from this origin story.
witness the majestic beauty of new zealands native aquatic life
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Name the future monster that will emerge from this origin story.
In all seriousness, this is why he is building a secret police force: because nobody governed by the actual laws of the country, even as much as he has mutilated them and stacked the benches with his cronies, will do the kind of shit that he wants
except a secret police force
except a secret police force
Grand jury fails to indict Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to disobey any illegal orders from President Trump. https://cnn.it/4apwQ6u
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
In all seriousness, this is why he is building a secret police force: because nobody governed by the actual laws of the country, even as much as he has mutilated them and stacked the benches with his cronies, will do the kind of shit that he wants
except a secret police force
except a secret police force