Ghoul-Lish McBride 🎃
@lishmcbride.bsky.social
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Former indie bookseller and cursed object, current feral goblin bard spinning coffee and spite into books about necromancers, werewolves, and delightful weirdos. (She/her)
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lishmcbride.bsky.social
I have books. You have legal tender. I’m told we can trade these things and that’s how commerce works.

lishmcbride.squarespace.com/store-1
Author Lish McBride, a pale tattooed lady, pretends to type at her laptop, which is no longer with us. RIP, Laptop. Books and a pink skull sit on a shelf behind her.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
I have an MFA but until I had to teach writing workshops I never really realized how much we were never actually taught? Like there was never a, “here is a lesson on how to invoke place or create full characters.” I had to do a LOT of reverse engineering to figure out how to teach.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
A parade of orphans and what’s worse is I’m 100% positive that’s only a fraction of the orphans. Heart crushing. Just heart crushing.
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maggietokudahall.bsky.social
I just feel like if you get to the point where a parade of orphans doesn't rip your soul right out of your body, it's possible you are incapable of morality.
lexialex.bsky.social
Palestinian orphans in Gaza marching with photos of their dead parents
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heykellyjensen.bsky.social
Fun fact: last week I got my royalty statement. It was for the last 6 months, and it was for my two books that have been banned.

Just so you know how rich we get off banned books, that check was a whopping $51.

No, not a badge of honor. No, not money-making. KIDS JUST LOSE ACCESS TO BOOKS.
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jamellebouie.net
an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can
lenasun.bsky.social
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
lishmcbride.bsky.social
It is a real bananas way to make a living.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
I always forget about Kid Rock.

I’d like to keep forgetting about Kid Rock.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
If Kid Rock keeps talking, every vagina in America will zip itself closed.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
That is the best description ever. Smalls (my 11 year old) is my co-chef, and I think he’d dig a corn chowder.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
Anyone have favorite vegetarian fall soup recipes? Going to a group dinner where we’re all bringing soups, and I want ideas! (I do have vegetarian beef and chicken stock on hand, fyi.)
lishmcbride.bsky.social
I miss them, too.

They do show up in two books I have drafted that I will probably have to put out myself—the third Sam book and a book following Lena from Head’s Will Roll. I just need to find some time…and money… *sighs*
lishmcbride.bsky.social
I’m going to add a new Ava story to the end of Pyromantic when I rerelease it (Well, new if you aren’t on my Patreon from way back.) like I did with the new Necromancing the Stone. 💕
lishmcbride.bsky.social
(It’s a complicated business.)
lishmcbride.bsky.social
You see Firebug because I still have some physical copies at my house. I do now have the rights back to those, so eventually they will be back out in digital. (And Pyro will finally get an audio book!) Burnt Sugar is digital only because it’s a short story and Reactor still has the rights to it.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
Will these grits cure my sad? No. But they will not make it worse, and that’s the best I can do today.
lishmcbride.bsky.social
Today’s depression level: making myself grits using heavy cream, half and half and half and cheese while singing, “Who Wants to live Forever” by Queen.
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matociquala.bsky.social
This is what they're doing to U.S. citizens right now.

Imagine what they're doing to immigrants.
collincountydems.bsky.social
This is terrifying!

ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)

This is Trump’s America.
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alanbaxter.bsky.social
*make* the proof
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RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
I don't see the downside.

Artists win.
Environment wins.
We use techbro tears for lube.