marijane white
@marijane.bsky.social
ask me about the blanche devereaux mortification scale
everything is wilhoit's law, murc's law, or gender
anti-conservative | librarian | enginerd | cat lady | adhd | gen x | pdx
she/they
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everything is wilhoit's law, murc's law, or gender
anti-conservative | librarian | enginerd | cat lady | adhd | gen x | pdx
she/they
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marijane white
@marijane.bsky.social
· Aug 17
I have one needy cat and one kneady cat.
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news you can use. I am in the “there should be more extremely well-behaved dogs everywhere who are friendly to me personally” camp
“Dentists who participated in the study described calmer patients, smoother procedures, and a friendlier office atmosphere. Compared with costly pharmacologic sedation, a therapy dog was “a remarkably cost-effective adjunct,” the authors concluded”
Dogs might be the secret to getting some anxious patients in the dentist’s chair
Been avoiding the dentist? Would knowing a dog is waiting for you make a difference?
www.statnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
news you can use. I am in the “there should be more extremely well-behaved dogs everywhere who are friendly to me personally” camp
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We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.
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"Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
"Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
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Watch Trump try to pardon the guy that attacked Rep. Omar for his state crimes.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Watch Trump try to pardon the guy that attacked Rep. Omar for his state crimes.
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The Custom Oregon Plate UBI was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #UBI
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The Custom Oregon Plate UBI was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #UBI
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the much bigger red flag is a hiring manager who can't imagine an interest in olive oil
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 AM
the much bigger red flag is a hiring manager who can't imagine an interest in olive oil
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How many more basic civizational rules are they gonna break, of the sort that would have got your ass smote by gods from Sumeria to Peru.
ICE in minneapolis are causing international incidents because agents don’t understand what a consulate is and tried entering ecuador’s
the country has put out a statement in spanish
the country has put out a statement in spanish
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
How many more basic civizational rules are they gonna break, of the sort that would have got your ass smote by gods from Sumeria to Peru.
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Do not let your public servants become your masters. Make sure they know their place.
One thing I see liberal outlets giving ground on that I feel the need to correct: it’s impossible to “dox” a paid public official
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Do not let your public servants become your masters. Make sure they know their place.
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Technology should help people, not harm them. That's why we — alongside a bipartisan coalition — are taking a stand against AI-fueled sexual exploitation. We have demanded xAI create safeguards to prevent X’s Grok AI chatbot from making explicit deepfake images.
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Technology should help people, not harm them. That's why we — alongside a bipartisan coalition — are taking a stand against AI-fueled sexual exploitation. We have demanded xAI create safeguards to prevent X’s Grok AI chatbot from making explicit deepfake images.
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The U.S. has successfully convinced its people that “the humanities are frivolous and STEM is Important and Real” is basically a law of nature: this is absolute nonsense that we should stop putting up with.
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The U.S. has successfully convinced its people that “the humanities are frivolous and STEM is Important and Real” is basically a law of nature: this is absolute nonsense that we should stop putting up with.
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STOP MAKING SENSE (dir. Jonathan Demme, 1984)
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
STOP MAKING SENSE (dir. Jonathan Demme, 1984)
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our economy literally cannot run without immigrants and people will scream about the price of bologna and then cheer a beef packing plant raid and wish more tear gas was used
any "reform" of DHS must include permanent accessible pathways to citizenship
if you want to work, you're in
end of
any "reform" of DHS must include permanent accessible pathways to citizenship
if you want to work, you're in
end of
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
our economy literally cannot run without immigrants and people will scream about the price of bologna and then cheer a beef packing plant raid and wish more tear gas was used
any "reform" of DHS must include permanent accessible pathways to citizenship
if you want to work, you're in
end of
any "reform" of DHS must include permanent accessible pathways to citizenship
if you want to work, you're in
end of
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Raffi seems upset
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Raffi seems upset
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🚨BREAKING: Hours after holding a hearing about DOJ letter threatening Minnesota, Federal judge in Oregon DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to access state voter rolls.
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
🚨 United States of America v. Oregon
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
🚨BREAKING: Hours after holding a hearing about DOJ letter threatening Minnesota, Federal judge in Oregon DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to access state voter rolls.
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
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you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
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it was waiting for the 1 California but got frustrated
A mountain lion was spotted on video in San Francisco overnight Sunday and may still be at large in the city, S.F. Animal Care and Control said on Monday.
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
it was waiting for the 1 California but got frustrated
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amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics
The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good).
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics
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The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
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More like Greg BYEvino, right? **SEND!**
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
More like Greg BYEvino, right? **SEND!**
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when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns
the woke pendulum is swinging back so hard they're gonna be crying and begging for Brandon
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns
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How did it take until today for me to hear this inspired Bovino nickname?
⅓ reich
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 AM
How did it take until today for me to hear this inspired Bovino nickname?
Well now I’m crying on the bus
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Well now I’m crying on the bus
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Threadlet.
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Threadlet.
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Shit we were so confident in this idea we printed it as a fucking book www.theverge.com/c/23055922/h...
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Shit we were so confident in this idea we printed it as a fucking book www.theverge.com/c/23055922/h...
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MAGA mistook caring about people for weakness, and is uncomfortable seeing that it’s strength.
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
MAGA mistook caring about people for weakness, and is uncomfortable seeing that it’s strength.