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@mrsniffs.bsky.social
Not a man, but an incredibly complex pastry.
Chaotic neutral.
Chaotic neutral.
Pinned
Small psa, I don't really post much or care for it, but I will say; if you are in anyway a religious person, get fucked, your endless search for moral dessert will find you lacking in the very ingredients you require.
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"What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
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INVINCIBLE IS BACK YESSSSS
February 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
INVINCIBLE IS BACK YESSSSS
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
I'm like if you tied one of those fluffy worm toys about halfway down
February 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'm like if you tied one of those fluffy worm toys about halfway down
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: READ THIS DONT DELETE
This really works!! send this to 10 friends by midnight and your crush will talk to you tomorrow!!!!!
This really works!! send this to 10 friends by midnight and your crush will talk to you tomorrow!!!!!
Yearning for the old days of social media misinformation like convincing people that their iPhones would charge faster if you put them in the microwave
January 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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This really works!! send this to 10 friends by midnight and your crush will talk to you tomorrow!!!!!
This really works!! send this to 10 friends by midnight and your crush will talk to you tomorrow!!!!!
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Hope it doesn’t pander to flashism
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…
tcrn.ch
January 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hope it doesn’t pander to flashism
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
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ah... death... or as the french call it, "the huge orgasm"
February 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
ah... death... or as the french call it, "the huge orgasm"
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Coining the term “subdued goblin nightmare boy”
January 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Coining the term “subdued goblin nightmare boy”
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In 2025 you should play Video Games 👌😤
January 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
In 2025 you should play Video Games 👌😤
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I don't WANT "Artificial Intelligent Artists"
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
December 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I don't WANT "Artificial Intelligent Artists"
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
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“This is completely unprecedented. We’ve never had anyone refuse to come home before, but Dr. Dacey has been adamant. We’re deeply concerned for her wellbeing, but she says that Mars is the first genuinely autism-friendly workplace she’s ever been in.”
thedailytism.com/stranded-aut...
thedailytism.com/stranded-aut...
Stranded autistic astronaut: “I’m not fucking coming back”
An autistic astronaut stranded on Mars has resisted attempts at rescue, insisting that she would rather spend the rest of her life in space than live one more day on Earth. Kelsey Dacey, 39, a British...
thedailytism.com
December 28, 2024 at 12:06 PM
“This is completely unprecedented. We’ve never had anyone refuse to come home before, but Dr. Dacey has been adamant. We’re deeply concerned for her wellbeing, but she says that Mars is the first genuinely autism-friendly workplace she’s ever been in.”
thedailytism.com/stranded-aut...
thedailytism.com/stranded-aut...
You look like you roll with disadvantage a lot
December 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
You look like you roll with disadvantage a lot
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Simply
haaaaving
a toddler jump on my spine
haaaaving
a toddler jump on my spine
simply
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
simply
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
December 25, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Simply
haaaaving
a toddler jump on my spine
haaaaving
a toddler jump on my spine
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If our bodies are full of organs, why don't we fart church music?
December 25, 2024 at 7:27 AM
If our bodies are full of organs, why don't we fart church music?
Grow a spine, wish them dead; what's it going to do? Kill you?
December 21, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Grow a spine, wish them dead; what's it going to do? Kill you?
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So thankful this year is about to end but unfortunately I'm hearing another one is developing in the Gulf of Mexico
December 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
So thankful this year is about to end but unfortunately I'm hearing another one is developing in the Gulf of Mexico
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any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from cake
December 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from cake
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Don’t ever give up. Three years ago I quit my job and took out a small business loan. Now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
December 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Don’t ever give up. Three years ago I quit my job and took out a small business loan. Now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
No no, shopping carts are meant to be returned to the nearest canal.
December 16, 2024 at 8:32 AM
No no, shopping carts are meant to be returned to the nearest canal.
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(meatloaf voice)
i would do anything
for snacks
but i won't get up
i would do anything
for snacks
but i won't get up
December 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
(meatloaf voice)
i would do anything
for snacks
but i won't get up
i would do anything
for snacks
but i won't get up
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Sorry I yelled out, "THE SPICE WILL FLOW," when I climaxed.
December 13, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Sorry I yelled out, "THE SPICE WILL FLOW," when I climaxed.
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December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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I’m tired of hearing men talk about how women are only in their “prime” during their 20s. Like, what? Excuse me, but I checked the math and that is blatantly false.
Women are also prime at 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113…
Women are also prime at 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113…
December 12, 2024 at 11:56 AM
I’m tired of hearing men talk about how women are only in their “prime” during their 20s. Like, what? Excuse me, but I checked the math and that is blatantly false.
Women are also prime at 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113…
Women are also prime at 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113…