Sam
@neoncyanite.bsky.social
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There is no such thing as an imperfect cat. Only imperfect people offering their imperfect opinions of perfect cats.
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neoncyanite.bsky.social
I am the darkened city and the lighted streets. I am the rain puddles reflecting and the dry spots to huddle in. I am the quiet of the feet on pavement and I am the hum of engines passing by. I am the sonder of strangers around me and the secrets of those closest to me.
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Can't bring myself to get off the bed this morning. Weather is so nice! Can't open the window much though because I dont have a screen and the cats can't be trusted. Did all my laundry at least but definitely getting a late start to the day. Relaxing now 🍃💨
Cats looking out a window
neoncyanite.bsky.social
I think 3 is the perfect amount of cats!
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Haha oh no, I can imagine that sounds quite chaotic 🤭 how many cats do you have
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Trying to enjoy a quiet morning on my porch but all I can hear is the sound of my cats doing parkour off the walls inside.
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Lmao! I've got that one down to a science by now 🫠
neoncyanite.bsky.social
I start my "75 Hard" tomorrow. Looking forward to doing it, even though it's going to be uncomfortable for a while.
neoncyanite.bsky.social
I bet that is niiiiiiiice. And gloomy can be a kind of cozy too!

We have a lot of trees but none of them shade the house 🫠 metal roof too (mobile home)
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Oh what a sweet spot indeed! We still have our air on a little, but less and less every day. Bring on the cool weather, please!
neoncyanite.bsky.social
There’s the slightest bit of chill in the air today. I'm so so ready for the days where the highs are in the 70s and I can sleep with the windows open at night.
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.
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isomorphism.net
Man, sometimes it's just a day where you can do no right, amirite.
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fightingpride93.bsky.social
"Quit horsing around"
"Oh, do you mean planning ahead and thinking strategically? Never."
A screenshot of an article. The headline reads "Horses can plan ahead and think strategically, scientists find". Underneath is a picture of a elegant brown horse with a black mane, captioned "Equine scientists believe they have demonstrated a much higher degree of intelligence in horses than previously assumed."
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professorkiosk.wtf
the old world order is crumbling and all I got was this lousy social media presence
neoncyanite.bsky.social
She died. No more spiders living on my porch now. Rip.
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Very very helpful ty!
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theunorthodox.bsky.social
I think I’m gonna have two fucking bagels about it
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los-los.bsky.social
If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Im sorry I keep asking questions but yall know things I need to know lol

So this happened. We got the pipes together and the water stopped but what do I do to keep them from separating again? Tape? Some kind of water caulk? I am very new at this 😅
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Now the one in the cage has this huge egg sac and shes a lot less fat. Was she fat because she was going to make eggs? Or is she going to die too because she reproduced? I have so many questions lmao
neoncyanite.bsky.social
I need someone who knows about spiders to tell me whats going on here. So these 2 spiders moved in. One in the cage and one outside the cage. Both of them hung out and got really fat for a while. Then the top one died. Was the top one a boy and did it die because it mated with the girl in the cage?
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charlieaaah.bsky.social
“i’m so stressed about money,”
i cry to myself as i click the place order button
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Oh I replied to the wrong comment of yours. Im doing very well tonight hahaha
neoncyanite.bsky.social
Zip line, lol, I just meant zip tie. Can't communicate well tonight 🤭