this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

can’t take this one away from him though

Updating my LEGO White House

any day now he's gonna start selling chunks of the east wing as souvenirs

We're still dealing with the consequences of Andrew Cuomo's "experience."

gotta say, the most powerful tech CEOs in the country each giving tens of millions of dollars to donald trump to illegally destroy a large section of the white house checks out in more ways than one

As I had to point out many times during post #metoo years, no one is owed a big Hollywood contract. No one owed a comedy special. Now: No one is owed a Senate seat. This dude was not murdered & he’s not in jail. He made poor decisions & his actions now are sus & so he doesn’t get the job. The end!

This sketch is from 2006 and has been a notable internet meme for at least 10 years now. youtu.be/SMMwoxGWjJI

“James Talarico spent two years teaching English to sixth graders in San Antonio. this is more scandalous than having a Nazi tattoo” - Matt Stoller, an extremely smart and normal guy

(homer simpson voice) I sleep in a big bed that's not connected to the internet

From Talladega through turn three, Palestine will be free

everyone who stays on twitter thinks they're immune to propaganda while their brain is slowly getting cooked lol. Yeah the guy with a nazi tattoo is normal. your brain is cooked mate

what a fucking joke. who is the audience for this

this feels completely banal? yes, a big tent political party is going to include voters who have bigoted views. i don’t think anyone has argued otherwise? the actual question at hand is “to what extent should a political party ostensibly committed to equality appeal to popular prejudices?”

Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.

“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible

Any Kentuckians out there have individual or family private health insurance on the kynect marketplace and are concerned about federal subsidies vanishing? Hit up my DMs.

I don’t understand why anyone’s debating this — a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop.

This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesn’t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground

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- dashare.zone ADMIN

This whole time I’ve been talking about the Fetterman Particles radiating off this guy but it turns out they’re regular were regular ol’ Hitler Particles.

Funding for food assistance benefits next month isn’t coming, Gov. Andy Beshear said, due to the federal government shutdown. Funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program is also delayed.

Oh man, the New York Young Republicans implicated in the Nazi groupchat scandal ran up a $23,000 tab eating filet mignon and drinking at a hotel in Syracuse -- a city with one of the highest child poverty rates *in the nation* -- and then refused to pay the bill.