Christmas-Tim Is Here
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On the square. On the level.
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annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
Me during Speedball vs Fletcher #AEWDynamite
a woman in a floral shirt is standing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is standing in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me during Speedball vs Fletcher #AEWDynamite
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Rodan is straight-up faded here
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Rodan is straight-up faded here
Drinking the Santa Juice and becoming Lord of Christmas.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Drinking the Santa Juice and becoming Lord of Christmas.
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I assume they told him that in a desperate attempt to keep him from trying to mess with a lawnmower. "sorry sir your IQ is 180 of course but the lawnmower requires uh 185"
People who have personal cleaners see regular tasks like buying your own groceries or mowing the lawn as some complex mystery
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I assume they told him that in a desperate attempt to keep him from trying to mess with a lawnmower. "sorry sir your IQ is 180 of course but the lawnmower requires uh 185"
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imo the only thing that should be named Bojangles is a gay horse
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
imo the only thing that should be named Bojangles is a gay horse
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
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Who gives a shit?
Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.
How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.
nyti.ms
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who gives a shit?
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
Watching RODAN on Criterion Channel
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Watching RODAN on Criterion Channel
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I'll always appreciate the attention to detail they had by making it sound like it was recorded in a bathroom just like the original
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'll always appreciate the attention to detail they had by making it sound like it was recorded in a bathroom just like the original
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Why do they look like both versions of Squidward?
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why do they look like both versions of Squidward?
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Saturnalia was originally a pagan holiday celebrating the release of the Sega Saturn
November 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Saturnalia was originally a pagan holiday celebrating the release of the Sega Saturn
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
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I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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