Tom Turkey
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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We need this to penetrate public consciousness.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
"Faced with this dilemma—where do you get a trillion dollars quick?—OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies, like every great Ayn Randian self-created entrepreneur, pulling themselves up by their bootstraps." prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to:...
prospect.org
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We need this to penetrate public consciousness.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
This dude really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really doesn't want that Epstein vote, huh?
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This dude really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really doesn't want that Epstein vote, huh?
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This is really impressive. They invented racism.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is really impressive. They invented racism.
Remember Charlie Kirk?
Me neither.
Me neither.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Remember Charlie Kirk?
Me neither.
Me neither.
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time to step away from the starbucks drinks, y’all. do not cross the picket line.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
time to step away from the starbucks drinks, y’all. do not cross the picket line.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
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Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.
It wouldn't work.
Too many people would complain about not being able to write-in their ex or in-law.
Too many people would complain about not being able to write-in their ex or in-law.
The people behind Fat Bear Week, and Fat Squirrel Week, are missing the obvious. Don't they know that what we *really* want is "Fat Ass Week." My favorite to win it all would be "Chonky Badonkadonkey." #fatbearweek #humor #comedy
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It wouldn't work.
Too many people would complain about not being able to write-in their ex or in-law.
Too many people would complain about not being able to write-in their ex or in-law.
They are cracking. They know that the Trump regime will forever be a drag on their scabby asses.
www.wired.com/story/nancy-...
www.wired.com/story/nancy-...
Nancy Mace Curses, Berates Confused Cops in Airport Meltdown: Police Report
At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, US representative Nancy Mace called police officers “fucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report.
www.wired.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They are cracking. They know that the Trump regime will forever be a drag on their scabby asses.
www.wired.com/story/nancy-...
www.wired.com/story/nancy-...
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"some people abuse SNAP."
Motherfucker, oil companies break the law all the time but you don't give a shit about that.
Given the choice, I say let SNAP exist (even given the microscopic amount of cheaters) and save money with the oil subsidies.
Motherfucker, oil companies break the law all the time but you don't give a shit about that.
Given the choice, I say let SNAP exist (even given the microscopic amount of cheaters) and save money with the oil subsidies.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"some people abuse SNAP."
Motherfucker, oil companies break the law all the time but you don't give a shit about that.
Given the choice, I say let SNAP exist (even given the microscopic amount of cheaters) and save money with the oil subsidies.
Motherfucker, oil companies break the law all the time but you don't give a shit about that.
Given the choice, I say let SNAP exist (even given the microscopic amount of cheaters) and save money with the oil subsidies.
Get a load of this slob.
October 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Get a load of this slob.
They really are going to crash food production, aren't they? They think that food riots will justify their declaration of martial law, didn't they?
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They really are going to crash food production, aren't they? They think that food riots will justify their declaration of martial law, didn't they?
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
C'mon. What we need is a portal that immediately sends them to their earned judgement before some merciless elder god.
BREAKING: Letitia James To Open Portal Exposing ICE
open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...
open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...
BREAKING: Letitia James To Open Portal Exposing ICE
In a bold and necessary step for justice, New York Attorney General Letitia James is opening a public reporting portal that allows residents of New York City to upload footage and evidence of Immigrat...
open.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
C'mon. What we need is a portal that immediately sends them to their earned judgement before some merciless elder god.
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It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
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Guarantee some geologist has been hired to do a Mount Rushmore additional head feasibility study.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Guarantee some geologist has been hired to do a Mount Rushmore additional head feasibility study.
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
This is what ChatGPT reminds me of
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is what ChatGPT reminds me of
Should I get this tattoo covered up?
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Should I get this tattoo covered up?
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you have to be a certain age but it’s uncanny
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
you have to be a certain age but it’s uncanny