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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 7m

disappointed this was a very small brawl. four people and bystanders. barely even a brawl tbh

A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...

🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 3h

chances of donald trump publicly referring to scott adams as "Dildo" at all time high

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

The creator of the Dilbert cartoon strip said on Sunday that he needs Donald Trump to save his life.

'I am declining fast': Dilbert creator begs Trump to 'save his life' as he fights cancer

The creator of the Dilbert cartoon strip said on Sunday that he needs Donald Trump to save his life.Controversial cartoonist Scott Adams took to social media over the weekend to make his plea."On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via X, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it. I...

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 12h

i know what he’s talking about

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Left wing turkey enjoyer @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 23h

reposting with alt text. hat tip @sasscarpone.bsky.social

charlie kirk pointing to a coffin "I sleep in a coffin do you?"

JD Vance replying "I sleep in a big bed with your wife"

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 1d

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

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Velodus 🦃🍂 @velodus.bsky.social · Jan 18

The Dodgers buying all the best players is a disgrace to the noble history of baseball, which largely consisted of the Yankees doing it instead.

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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 1d

nah, he doesn't really care about MLB, he's more interested in the minors

Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · 1d

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · Mar 9

frankly I wish she Brianna Wouldn't

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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 1d

maybe instead of dodging they should try hitting!!

the ball!!!

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Imperer Ric - l'big forehead féerique qui fait des gâteaux @impererric.bsky.social · 2d

*Lets be real no one heard Jason saying FISH on this scene

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 2d

A reminder that Musk is a mass murderer. It's not hyperbole.

Adam Rifkin 🐼 @ifindkarma.bsky.social · Apr 22

“DOGE’s latest efficiency is halting $500 million in food deliveries to the nation's food banks.”
@joshtpm.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/josh...
bsky.app/profile/davm...

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not going to amplify the fucking things, but these anti-Mamdani slop ads Cuomo is putting out there use his likeness and put words in his mouth. If it's not actionable, it should be. It's not illegal it seems, but it should be so illegal. It should be *the most* illegal.

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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 2d

'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'

BAKOON
@BAKKOOONN
9 Jan 2014
"im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad"
(*vintage coloring page depiction of smiling Richard Nixon on the phone, caption 'President Nixon takes to the astronauts on the moon.'*)

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 2d

packing fucking suuuuucks

🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 3d

oh COME ON

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, I can hear y'all pinging me at work.I'm still not logging in until 9

🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 3d

failed to crypto their fascism. just couldn't resist letting the mask slip.

The Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 3d

And of course zee/zem have/hath turned off the comments because they can’t handle reason. Bluesky really has become a daycare for the societally ill-equipped.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 3d

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 4d

First poster for ‘Scream 7’

In theaters February 27

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Oct 11

MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass

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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 4d

It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 4d

lol

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[Dan from] GigaBoots @gigaboots.com · 5d

New reaction image dropped:

The king of all cosmos from Once Upon a Katamari saying “We have no idea what you’re talking about” while striking a majestic pose.

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Ryan @sweetcainmusic.bsky.social · 5d

I think anyone who entertains this idea should be thrown into prison. Anyone who actively tries to execute it should be shot.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Tuberville on Trump's third term: "He might be able to go around the Constitution, but that's up to him."

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merritt @merrittk.com · 5d

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 5d

I will be taking no further questions

Text: HOW ANIMALS WORK IN SWAN BOY
EVERYBODY'S AN ANIMAL PERSON. THERE ARE ALSO ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED STRANGE.

Beneath is an image of a hardcore guy who's a rhino next to an actual rhino. A redhead turtle with sort of an early 60s haircut next to an actual box turtle. And Rona next to an actual sphynx cat. That's right she's a cat. Get over it.

Text: ANIMAL PEOPLE ARE AWARE THAT THERE ARE ANIMALS THAT LOOK LIKE THEM BUT
THERE'S NO MORE SOLIDARITY THAN YOU HAVE WITH, LIKE, A CHIMP. AN EAGLE GUY WOULDN'T BE LIKE "MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME" ABOUT AMERICAN ICON-OGRAPHY. I MEAN MAYBE ONE GUY WOULD TRY IT BUT IT WOULD
BE A WEIRD MOVE.

Image: a middle aged bald eagle man who looks like he works in Dilbert's office next to an actual bald eagle

Text: "BUT BRAAANSON! YOU HAD A STRIP EARLY ON WHERE YOU IMPLIED DOGS -AND THEREFORE ALL ANIMALS-ARE CANONICALLY LITTLE MEN!"
SO I DID.
I CHANGED MY MIND.

Image: a dog woman walking a tiny nude man on a leash. He's running away from a poop.

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