Rob London
@roblondon.bsky.social
Marvel Research Team/Handbook guy. Senior Writer at http://Collider.com. He/him/his.
It’s Too Bad She Won’t Live, But Then Again, Who Does, Charlie Brown
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me, Charlie Brown.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s Too Bad She Won’t Live, But Then Again, Who Does, Charlie Brown
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
This just has me thinking about Spider-Man’s villains - while there are bald bad guys, like Vulture and Kingpin, they’re mostly guys with BAD haircuts:
Doc Ock: Bowl cut
Venom: Mullet
Jackal: John Bolton moustache
Green Goblin: ?????
Doc Ock: Bowl cut
Venom: Mullet
Jackal: John Bolton moustache
Green Goblin: ?????
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This just has me thinking about Spider-Man’s villains - while there are bald bad guys, like Vulture and Kingpin, they’re mostly guys with BAD haircuts:
Doc Ock: Bowl cut
Venom: Mullet
Jackal: John Bolton moustache
Green Goblin: ?????
Doc Ock: Bowl cut
Venom: Mullet
Jackal: John Bolton moustache
Green Goblin: ?????
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As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
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finally, dan aykroyd's toy CEO character from SNL is real
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
finally, dan aykroyd's toy CEO character from SNL is real
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The set design is somehow only the second-most over-the-top thing in this scene, after Steven Berkoff.
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The set design is somehow only the second-most over-the-top thing in this scene, after Steven Berkoff.
It's me, your friend who was too into comics growing up.
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's me, your friend who was too into comics growing up.
A connection I never made before: Oliver Stone directed and co-wrote The Hand, in which Michael Caine plays the creator of Conan-like barbarian Mandro, and a year later he co-wrote the first Conan the Barbarian movie.
I'm probably getting the wrong message from The Hand.
The message I'm getting is that if you're an artist never talk to someone else about artistic integrity.
Very few people understand it.
#TCMParty
The message I'm getting is that if you're an artist never talk to someone else about artistic integrity.
Very few people understand it.
#TCMParty
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A connection I never made before: Oliver Stone directed and co-wrote The Hand, in which Michael Caine plays the creator of Conan-like barbarian Mandro, and a year later he co-wrote the first Conan the Barbarian movie.
One of the world’s foremost experts on author Thomas Hardy. Owns an extensive collection of skiffle albums.
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
One of the world’s foremost experts on author Thomas Hardy. Owns an extensive collection of skiffle albums.
“You’ll never guess where I’ve just been, unless that guess is ‘Walter Koenig’s yard sale’.”
Dean Koontz all hitting up the Rankin Bass stop motion figure wigs department
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“You’ll never guess where I’ve just been, unless that guess is ‘Walter Koenig’s yard sale’.”
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.
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If there is one thing Disney is doing right it’s that they are keeping the WHAT ABOUT BOB? (1991) hand puppets preserved in their archives.
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If there is one thing Disney is doing right it’s that they are keeping the WHAT ABOUT BOB? (1991) hand puppets preserved in their archives.
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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the time has come for my boy Eugene to shine
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the time has come for my boy Eugene to shine
Getting ready for tonight’s long-awaited @iaconunderground.bsky.social Stasis Pod episodes…
October 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Getting ready for tonight’s long-awaited @iaconunderground.bsky.social Stasis Pod episodes…
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Was completely on purpose
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Was completely on purpose
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police have already identified a prime suspect
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
police have already identified a prime suspect
I know you can read MY thoughts, boy…🎶meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow🎶
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I know you can read MY thoughts, boy…🎶meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow🎶
September 30➡️October 1
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
September 30➡️October 1
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"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"
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Raise a glass to our obscure heroes and villains.
Behold, Marvel's Stingray in all his glory.
11x17 Ink and Watercolor commission
Behold, Marvel's Stingray in all his glory.
11x17 Ink and Watercolor commission
September 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Raise a glass to our obscure heroes and villains.
Behold, Marvel's Stingray in all his glory.
11x17 Ink and Watercolor commission
Behold, Marvel's Stingray in all his glory.
11x17 Ink and Watercolor commission