Schmancy
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Schmancy
@schmancy.bsky.social
Educator
They/Them
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“Do you know how to read?”
“No. It is one of the black arts.”
He nodded. “But a useful one,” he said.
February 15, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads

you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows

def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Super Bowl 2026 : Bad Bunny célèbre toute l’Amérique et fait enrager Donald Trump
Super Bowl 2026 : Bad Bunny célèbre toute l’Amérique et fait enrager Donald Trump
La star portoricaine a animé, dimanche, le traditionnel show de la mi-temps de la grand-messe du football américain que les Seattle Seahawks ont remporté face aux New England Patriots (29-13).
www.lemonde.fr
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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every woman in bad bunny’s halftime show is casually the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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I have so many things I need to do, but all I really want to do is stay in bed. A memoir.
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Still on X?
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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every awful trend on the internet for the last decade came out of GamerGate and they were all readily visible from the very early days

if you couldn’t see it you weren’t paying attention, and everyone who coddled the movement bears responsibility for where we are today
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control

aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Hard to believe the British Museum would do something unethical!
The British Museum posted Al slop and quietly deleted it. Here's what it was and why it matters.

#archaeology🏺#musuem #culture #heritage #history
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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"Luchs speaks five languages: English, French, Italian, and some German and Russian. She approached grasping Gen Z parlance like she was learning another language.

...An Instagram commenter wrote: 'She’s so natural with it too like it’s not even cringe.'"
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.

She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Talking to a new Gen Z friend
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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I cannot wait for the weather to be clement again
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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Abusers are always most violent when you try to leave.
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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hi are you as freaked out by the big scary winter storm maps peppering the internet? i wrote a little guide:
What We Know About the Winter Storm About to Hit the US—and What We Don’t
A huge portion of the United States is going to be hit with snow or freezing rain this weekend. Exactly where, what, and how much remains uncertain.
www.wired.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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The median position edged closer to "burn every ICE facility to the ground" tonight.
January 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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This picture broke me, but the description of this kidnapping by a witness who says ICE referred to this precious child as “it” as they took him away fills me with an unspeakable, murderous rage.
Sharing this report of ICE depravity from Facebook at the request of community member. This is from a suburb north of ICE-occupied Minneapolis.

The text is from her post on Facebook.
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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yeah if I was NATO the big worry isn’t just “Trump has gone off the rails,” it’s “wow okay so we have NO assurance that, even if this guy is replaced by someone good, y’all can sustain that for the long term and stop another Trump from happening.” every 4 years they have to expect this could happen
I'm not some highly paid pundit, nor a historian, and hell, I only have a communications degree from a state universtiy, but I have to think that the thing that is most troubling for the rest of the world is not the president — but that neither our Congress nor our SCOTUS are stopping him.
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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ICE are abducting 5 year olds, using them as bait to get to their family, and shipping them to a Texas concentration camp all in a single day.

We need a Nuremberg for everyone involved. Abolish ICE isn't enough.
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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all of us are just normal people and for some inscrutable reason, the most powerful military in the world has it in for us
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Chuckling at the people in the U.S. who consistently shit on people who live in "red" states... Well according to others in the world, the entire US is now a "red" state. Not so easy to overthrow authoritarians, is it?
Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM