Shouting Goddess
@shoutinggoddess.bsky.social
Airline limo is an anagram of millionaire. I know. Who cares.
Show me on the dolly where the whole world hurt you.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Show me on the dolly where the whole world hurt you.
I have a habit of supporting the underdog.
But if one of those underdogs later doesn't back me supporting the next underdog, I can wish I hadn't bothered.
Ya know?
But if one of those underdogs later doesn't back me supporting the next underdog, I can wish I hadn't bothered.
Ya know?
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I have a habit of supporting the underdog.
But if one of those underdogs later doesn't back me supporting the next underdog, I can wish I hadn't bothered.
Ya know?
But if one of those underdogs later doesn't back me supporting the next underdog, I can wish I hadn't bothered.
Ya know?
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*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it away*
listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going?
listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going?
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it away*
listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going?
listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going?
Blood is more toxic than water <3 lol
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Blood is more toxic than water <3 lol
If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3
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i think florida is ai
October 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i think florida is ai
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I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾
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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
October 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
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Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck
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maintaining a delicate balance between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay sane
October 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
maintaining a delicate balance between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay sane
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A blithering of idiots, if you will.
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A blithering of idiots, if you will.
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In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
July 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
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i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now
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Let's get you muted there, champ
September 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Let's get you muted there, champ
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I enjoy long walks on the beach and being apologized to
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I enjoy long walks on the beach and being apologized to
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Prescription-strength reciprocation
September 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Prescription-strength reciprocation
I'm so old I remember when the world thought the USA was cool.
August 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm so old I remember when the world thought the USA was cool.
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Men are the easiest targets. Just look at porn bots. Women don’t get those. We get “how are you today” and “will you marry me”
August 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Men are the easiest targets. Just look at porn bots. Women don’t get those. We get “how are you today” and “will you marry me”
I love getting older. Except the whole face thing.
August 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I love getting older. Except the whole face thing.
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i’m starting to think the people who keep saying “he can’t do that it’s illegal” don’t really understand what’s going on
August 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i’m starting to think the people who keep saying “he can’t do that it’s illegal” don’t really understand what’s going on
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I am the worst because the only thing I hate more than being misunderstood is explaining what I meant
August 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am the worst because the only thing I hate more than being misunderstood is explaining what I meant
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My parents took 5 photos of me from 1969 to 1990 but I have 67 photos of my cat from this morning.
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My parents took 5 photos of me from 1969 to 1990 but I have 67 photos of my cat from this morning.