Cal Neuvost
@skeletoninside.bsky.social
I am a spooky skeleton (inside) ☼ NYC born & raised ☼ he or they
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I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
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I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
They're so full of themselves.
February 18, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
They're so full of themselves.
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Olympic highlight in this house.
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Olympic highlight in this house.
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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This reminds me of when I stopped agreeing with people by saying, "yeah, ok" and started replying, "smart." Could be about anything. They say, "Let's go to the bodega before we light this blunt." And I say, "Smart!" Makes people feel good.
February 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This reminds me of when I stopped agreeing with people by saying, "yeah, ok" and started replying, "smart." Could be about anything. They say, "Let's go to the bodega before we light this blunt." And I say, "Smart!" Makes people feel good.
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i saw a video saying two dudes aren’t required, it could be a dude and a lady, but so far no one has chosen that combo.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i saw a video saying two dudes aren’t required, it could be a dude and a lady, but so far no one has chosen that combo.
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The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy, the Leave Britney Alone fellow, every streaker at a bowl game 20 minutes after an Air Force flyover. We had our prophets and we laughed at them.
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy, the Leave Britney Alone fellow, every streaker at a bowl game 20 minutes after an Air Force flyover. We had our prophets and we laughed at them.
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turns out the idea guys don't actually have any ideas, just a vision of themselves sitting atop a pile of success money as their adoring fans blow kisses and their detractors grovel at their feet
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
turns out the idea guys don't actually have any ideas, just a vision of themselves sitting atop a pile of success money as their adoring fans blow kisses and their detractors grovel at their feet
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Fragment of an anthropomorphic brazier. Aztec (c. 1300)
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Fragment of an anthropomorphic brazier. Aztec (c. 1300)
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
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Webinar sounds like a mythical spider monster eating villagers who go searching caves for his silken treasures
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Webinar sounds like a mythical spider monster eating villagers who go searching caves for his silken treasures
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Oh, the thing under the dusty, blood stained old shroud? I am not sure that was ever alive in the first place.
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Oh, the thing under the dusty, blood stained old shroud? I am not sure that was ever alive in the first place.
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TH...THIS IS MY MUG!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
TH...THIS IS MY MUG!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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tern left and bear right
February 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
tern left and bear right
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The Roman Pharos (lighthouse) at Dover, still standing after almost 2,000 years! 🤩
It is the tallest surviving Roman structure in Britain, and one of only three surviving lighthouses from the former Roman Empire! Dated 1st-2nd century AD.
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#Archaeology
It is the tallest surviving Roman structure in Britain, and one of only three surviving lighthouses from the former Roman Empire! Dated 1st-2nd century AD.
📷 me
#Archaeology
February 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The Roman Pharos (lighthouse) at Dover, still standing after almost 2,000 years! 🤩
It is the tallest surviving Roman structure in Britain, and one of only three surviving lighthouses from the former Roman Empire! Dated 1st-2nd century AD.
📷 me
#Archaeology
It is the tallest surviving Roman structure in Britain, and one of only three surviving lighthouses from the former Roman Empire! Dated 1st-2nd century AD.
📷 me
#Archaeology
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The difference between a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant is the difference between a $20 bill and a napkin that a fascist wrote "twenty dollars" on.
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The difference between a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant is the difference between a $20 bill and a napkin that a fascist wrote "twenty dollars" on.
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Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP
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Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
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gang are we jealous of birds
February 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
gang are we jealous of birds
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He is beauty.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
February 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
He is beauty.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/