Slab Bulkhead
slabbulkhead.bsky.social
Slab Bulkhead
@slabbulkhead.bsky.social
Fan writer for Trials in Tainted Space. Mostly here for the porn, but also for video games and books and writing and other nerd stuff. Fuck genAI. He/him.
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So this somehow racked up 100 likes. Behold, my bluesky legacy: telling people how to write porn dialogue. 🤣
Focus on the characters. Think about what they'd actually say and do during sex, how they'd react to their partner, stuff like that. Thinking about *how* a person would fuck is pretty much how I did all my stuff for TiTS - everybody's different so everybody's gonna fuck differently.
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Call your reps. Let them know that if they vote for ICE funding, you will not vote for them ever again.

Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.
So the House is going to vote TOMORROW on the DHS funding bill that includes funding for ICE.

There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it.

Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance.

24 hours. Go.

www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...
No Funding for ICE Surveillance Tech!
www.fightforthefuture.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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:DD

Chun-li I guess?
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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TERRIBLE spotter 🙄
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Robocop with big naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Senator Gallego weighs in as well. Note that at the start of 2025 he was considered a *moderate* on immigration and co-sponsored the Laken Riley Act. Him and many other Dems have been increasingly horrified at what ICE is doing and shifted away from a "more enforcement" focus.
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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“But the surprise of the moment has been the extraordinary solidarity that ordinary Americans have shown with immigrants and against Trump-Miller-Vance's parade of ethnonationalist horrors.”

This is the reason we’re going to win.
The deeper issue is Miller and maybe Vance want people who are eager to show solidarity with immigrants to fear state violence.

They want us to fear Trump is capable of the worst.

I try to develop a theory of the moment here. 5/5

(h/t @radleybalko.bsky.social)

newrepublic.com/article/2055...
January 21, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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WE?!!! How is it on us now to find out what this bullshit is useful for LMAO
Delicious to me
January 21, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Anything is better than nothing. Leaving a message for your rep is so SO much better than you just sitting and stewing about it or complaining about it online.

And if you're gonna complain online, at LEAST @ YOUR REPS! MAKE THEM SEE YOUR COMPLAINTS! BE LOUD!
Monthly reminder to call your local reps and genuinely just complain to them. Ask them why they're letting all this horrible shit happen and why they aren't standing up for everyone's human rights. This is good for your soul and good for numbers. GO COMPLAIN!

Use this site: 5calls.org
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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abolish ice but also the entirety of DHS. They were founded in the xenophobia/kleptocracy patriot act spree of 2002 and never should have existed to begin with.
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Marvel Rivals' update did something to text-wrapping in chat.

Guess how hard I lost my shit seeing this 🎮
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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I’m demanding Sec. Noem provide an explanation for this abhorrent policy & that my Republican colleagues hold hearings & join me in demanding the Trump Admin answer for this lawlessness. 6
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Bullies do not want to fight. They want you to surrender in advance. Once they encounter resistance, they most likely will back off. Why? Because they want to dominate, but not fight. They will not hurt themselves to hurt you. Once he knows the pain is coming, it’s likely over.
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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sae niijima
January 21, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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weird how the solution to unregulated industries is to regulate people instead
Welcome the positive signs coming from Government on this.

Young people should be protected from the clear harms social media pose. Industry has had long enough to get its house in order, and the Online Safety Act doesn’t go far enough.
Many Labour MPs back an Australian led ban on social media for under 16s.

The UK Government should give it full consideration.
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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We’ve been speaking out against KOSA since it was introduced in 2022 by Marsha Blackburn, a bigot and outspoken advocate for censoring trans people off the internet in effort to “protect children from the transgender in this culture.” KOSA has ALWAYS been about censorship and suppression.
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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I have seen the light 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
The idea that there are no protests in the US and no one is standing up to Trump is proving incredibly hard to kill over here in Germany. It’s become dogma, utterly detached from empirical reality.

I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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💫💫💫💫
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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a year ago i wrote a story that went viral over here about how republicans could create a de facto national care ban for trans medicine

to stop it, democrats would have to hold the line in funding talks, and staff in congress told me they were unsure if they would

today, they stopped it
Will Democrats Let the GOP Gut Trans Health Care?
Donald Trump and Republicans may try to ban funding to companies that perform trans health care. Some fear Democrats won't stop them.
www.rollingstone.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM