Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
Luthier, writer, musician. Hearing impaired. The whole show at Crowfoot Electric Guitars. Currently writing & recording with Last Valley. Queer. He/him. San Diego, CA. This is my personal account. Opinions expressed here are mine alone. crowfootguitars.com
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Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
· Jan 30
The arc of history bends toward fuck these guys
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Me: (pointing at oatmeal box) the outlier is Spice. You get fewer packets probably because it’s rare. Because it’s from Arrakis
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Me: (pointing at oatmeal box) the outlier is Spice. You get fewer packets probably because it’s rare. Because it’s from Arrakis
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
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U have died of dysentery
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
U have died of dysentery
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*people they define as Americans
See: most of American history/Native folks, Black folks, Mexican Americans, Japanese Americans, &etc
See: most of American history/Native folks, Black folks, Mexican Americans, Japanese Americans, &etc
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
*people they define as Americans
See: most of American history/Native folks, Black folks, Mexican Americans, Japanese Americans, &etc
See: most of American history/Native folks, Black folks, Mexican Americans, Japanese Americans, &etc
Nothing reassures like the sound of an electrician and a painter debating what color wire connects to what. I mean, the electrician knows wires, but the painter knows colors, right?
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nothing reassures like the sound of an electrician and a painter debating what color wire connects to what. I mean, the electrician knows wires, but the painter knows colors, right?
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The cat has imagined two dimensional mice which have somehow made their way into the space between the carpet & the floor and is now performing how he would deal with them, were they actually there.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The cat has imagined two dimensional mice which have somehow made their way into the space between the carpet & the floor and is now performing how he would deal with them, were they actually there.
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I would not, personally.
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
The New Pornographers to keep their name after drummer's arrest for possession of child pornography | CBC Music
The band's frontman, A.C. Newman, opened up about the decision in a Rolling Stone interview.
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I would not, personally.
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
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People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
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I'm just going to take the other numbers off the 'Days Without Pedocon Theory Being Confirmed' board. They're never going to be used.
Online child sexual abuse material (CSAM) has been getting noticeably less attention and follow-up from authorities, per NYT, as the DHS is overwhelmingly used for Stephen Miller’s immigration crusade
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm just going to take the other numbers off the 'Days Without Pedocon Theory Being Confirmed' board. They're never going to be used.
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Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
I think T’s golden tchotchkes on the mantle keep getting bigger, like every week they 3D print copies 5% bigger, just to fuck with us.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think T’s golden tchotchkes on the mantle keep getting bigger, like every week they 3D print copies 5% bigger, just to fuck with us.
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Late 80s early 90s Hondas were perfect cars. Peak automobile. No notes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Late 80s early 90s Hondas were perfect cars. Peak automobile. No notes.
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Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Flipping heck, Schulz
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Flipping heck, Schulz
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Idk who needs to hear this, but the less Islamophobic cops in NY, the better.
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but the less Islamophobic cops in NY, the better.
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
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2025 Binning of the Jacks. My guy was rotten when I carved him, daughter’s was fresh but now flexible. Adios, handsome dudes!
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2025 Binning of the Jacks. My guy was rotten when I carved him, daughter’s was fresh but now flexible. Adios, handsome dudes!
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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Remember remember the Fifth of November.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Remember remember the Fifth of November.
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Given this and Trump's past comments about groceries (he calls the term "old-fashioned"), there is a legitimate, I'm-just-asking-this-as-a-factual-inquiry-purely-based-on-the-president's-own-rhetoric question to be asked:
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Given this and Trump's past comments about groceries (he calls the term "old-fashioned"), there is a legitimate, I'm-just-asking-this-as-a-factual-inquiry-purely-based-on-the-president's-own-rhetoric question to be asked:
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
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yes hahaha yes
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
yes hahaha yes