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Thurlinda found her Flamingo.
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Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️‍⚧️ How do YOU flamingo? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaamnliwe64w4
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Did you know there are bugs living on your face 24/7?! Try looking at your face under a microscope sometime! Anyway, we've been moving out of our apartment and I tried locking my boyfriend in a storage unit but he made his way back like cats do. I found out our storage unit doesn't have a ceiling.
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I’m forgetting what you did last summer ooh hang on don’t tell me
He gave out free vodka before the feds destroyed his distillery.
Rev bought a candy bar for a veteran once, so Julie needs to back off.
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Oh, probably just collapse into a pile of goo, you?
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Homemade drying rack getting kinda full
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My dog sleeps 23 hours of the day so that she'll be really energetic when the Vikings invade.
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After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
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Ever get stuck appreciating the mouth feel of a word? Like, ameliorate, ameliorate, ameliorate. Delicious.
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Can't. I have six tries to find a hidden five-letter word.
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A conclave of rubber ducks meets in the deep woods once every decade to discuss their centuries long anthropological study of the human race.

#TinyStories
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If you stand outside under the full moon with a Tootsie pop upheld in each hand, an owl or two will come to answer life's biggest mysteries, or give you winning lottery numbers...or just steal the suckers and fly away. It's a toss-up. Owls are unpredictable creatures.
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stagflation is when we don't have enough doe
*angrily slamming the encyclopedia Britannica through a glass table* stagflation has NOTHING to do with deer!
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My skeets are rare and hard to catch, like a really cool butterfly or a tropical disease
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SHIIIT - where's my phone??
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Ammonia and salmonella would be beautiful names for twin girls who are also mortal enemies
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I commandeered a horse for this.
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When you're floating up in an abduction ray it's like you have all the time in your world to wonder "is this a notification"
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Whenever anyone mentions cranking hog I picture them winding up a big pig's tail like they're powering up an old model-T