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manic goblin nightmare she/her
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It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Historical low for the Mass Effect franchise on Steam. It's time to convert your friends.
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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In memoriam...
October 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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One of those "it's hard to be shocked in 2025, but...." stories. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Anti-Islamic US biker gang members run security at deadly Gaza aid sites
BBC identifies members of Infidels MC gang hired as armed security at US and Israel-backed aid sites.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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When we say Big Dick Energy we're referring only to Dickon from The Secret Garden, his eyes like pieces of moorland sky.
August 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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We’re just innocent men
August 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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me when it’s time to go home & stop being a feral goblin
June 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Happy "sudden disconnect because you forgot again it's normal for people your age to still have a dad" day to my fellow members of Dead Dad Club
June 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Same, Greek Flatbreads, same.
May 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Genuinely if I had been outflanked on the left by Tim Martin and Wetherspoons and I considered myself to be a left wing politician, I would resign and spend the rest of my career in a cave reflecting on how I let my brain get so rotted by columnists about who shits where
April 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
April 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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A statement from the Board of Trustees of the Vagina Museum regarding trans inclusion.
April 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic

www.crabmuseum.org/visit

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Just want to say out loud that the time for doing petitions has well and truly passed and I think we should do whatever Magneto's plans were in the X-Men movie and start turning politicians into goo or something.
April 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I can’t help but think something has gone wrong in your life if you’re spending your morning off work holding a sign that says “Large Gametes”.
April 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I is smart. I is handsome. I is capable.
April 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM