Britain's happiest bat
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Software developer, photographer/filmist, political nerd, lefty, prone to snark.
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She's the FIRST woman in *800* years to hold the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer. Demeaning her role by calling her "Rachel from accounts" is disgusting, and women doing it should be f*cking ashamed of themselves.
Do better.
Do better.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
She's the FIRST woman in *800* years to hold the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer. Demeaning her role by calling her "Rachel from accounts" is disgusting, and women doing it should be f*cking ashamed of themselves.
Do better.
Do better.
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Tax people who say ‘y’all’ irrespective of whether they’re American or not.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Tax people who say ‘y’all’ irrespective of whether they’re American or not.
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Dr Dre is in the house! 👏🏼👏🏼
Godfrey does Trump👇🏼 😂😂💙👏🏼👏🏼
Godfrey does Trump👇🏼 😂😂💙👏🏼👏🏼
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Dr Dre is in the house! 👏🏼👏🏼
Godfrey does Trump👇🏼 😂😂💙👏🏼👏🏼
Godfrey does Trump👇🏼 😂😂💙👏🏼👏🏼
Hannes ft. waterbaby - Stockholmsvy (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Hannes
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November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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A White House doing some shroom
Plotted to seal Ukraine's doom.
When all saw their note
They puzzled and wrote
"Who sent what, and with which and to whom?"
Plotted to seal Ukraine's doom.
When all saw their note
They puzzled and wrote
"Who sent what, and with which and to whom?"
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A White House doing some shroom
Plotted to seal Ukraine's doom.
When all saw their note
They puzzled and wrote
"Who sent what, and with which and to whom?"
Plotted to seal Ukraine's doom.
When all saw their note
They puzzled and wrote
"Who sent what, and with which and to whom?"
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‼️ Friends, this is very important. Please share to whoever this may concern, especially if you are in the United States.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
‼️ Friends, this is very important. Please share to whoever this may concern, especially if you are in the United States.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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Excellent sign organization
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Excellent sign organization
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas so white that in its spare time, it takes ballroom dance lessons.
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm dreaming of a Christmas so white that in its spare time, it takes ballroom dance lessons.
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‼️ Friends, this is very important. Please share to whoever this may concern, especially if you are in the United States.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
‼️ Friends, this is very important. Please share to whoever this may concern, especially if you are in the United States.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
Ukraine wants peace. Lasting, just, sustainable peace, and not a pause before the next bloodbath. I cannot stress this enough.
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🇺🇦Today we mark the Day of Dignity and Freedom.
In November, two revolutions began: the 2004 Orange Revolution and the 2013 Revolution of Dignity.
Now we face another serious test. We must not allow the dignity and freedoms our people have defended and fought for over decades to be taken from us.
In November, two revolutions began: the 2004 Orange Revolution and the 2013 Revolution of Dignity.
Now we face another serious test. We must not allow the dignity and freedoms our people have defended and fought for over decades to be taken from us.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
🇺🇦Today we mark the Day of Dignity and Freedom.
In November, two revolutions began: the 2004 Orange Revolution and the 2013 Revolution of Dignity.
Now we face another serious test. We must not allow the dignity and freedoms our people have defended and fought for over decades to be taken from us.
In November, two revolutions began: the 2004 Orange Revolution and the 2013 Revolution of Dignity.
Now we face another serious test. We must not allow the dignity and freedoms our people have defended and fought for over decades to be taken from us.
Blimey, dating apps are hell!
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Blimey, dating apps are hell!
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A friend used to ask me why billionaires want MORE money when no one could ever spend the tiniest fraction of what they have...
...and I said they want infinite dollars to ensure their IMMUNITY -- for all the crimes they'd done and still wanted to do.
Current events indicate I was right.
...and I said they want infinite dollars to ensure their IMMUNITY -- for all the crimes they'd done and still wanted to do.
Current events indicate I was right.
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A friend used to ask me why billionaires want MORE money when no one could ever spend the tiniest fraction of what they have...
...and I said they want infinite dollars to ensure their IMMUNITY -- for all the crimes they'd done and still wanted to do.
Current events indicate I was right.
...and I said they want infinite dollars to ensure their IMMUNITY -- for all the crimes they'd done and still wanted to do.
Current events indicate I was right.
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In policy terms it’s an interestingly evil trajectory going from “we will stamp out antisemitism” to “we will confiscate jewellery off refugees”
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In policy terms it’s an interestingly evil trajectory going from “we will stamp out antisemitism” to “we will confiscate jewellery off refugees”
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Twenty years is not a probation period, it is a lifetime. If someone has lived here for nearly two decades, worked, paid taxes, raised children, and built roots, then to say “pack your bags, your country is safe now” is not policy, it is cruelty dressed up as process.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Twenty years is not a probation period, it is a lifetime. If someone has lived here for nearly two decades, worked, paid taxes, raised children, and built roots, then to say “pack your bags, your country is safe now” is not policy, it is cruelty dressed up as process.
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Increase in productivity since 1979: 87%
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Increase in productivity since 1979: 87%
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%
Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.
As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
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I'm on a kick where I stop wearing provocative trousers and smeared lipstick... no-slut November (aspirational).
I'm on a kick where I stop making excuses for not getting started doing things I want to get done... no-but November (aspirational)
I'm on a kick where I dump all excess resources immediately instead of stockpiling them…no glut November
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm on a kick where I stop wearing provocative trousers and smeared lipstick... no-slut November (aspirational).
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Post an image that will always make you laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh.
The future has arrived.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The future has arrived.
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Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.
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"And you can shut your fucking trap Gibb, you Royal nonce-alike. Right, I want some top-quality telly NOW, and you can tell Trump to fist himself, him with a face like one of my auntie's fucking tan boots. I'm talking Play For Today and The Traitors. Clever people. And put some fucking TUNES on!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"And you can shut your fucking trap Gibb, you Royal nonce-alike. Right, I want some top-quality telly NOW, and you can tell Trump to fist himself, him with a face like one of my auntie's fucking tan boots. I'm talking Play For Today and The Traitors. Clever people. And put some fucking TUNES on!"
Do I have this right? The one instance of bias the BBC is going to publicly apologise for is against... Donald Fucking Trump? Is there anyone in authority anywhere in the world who isn't grovelling to That Fucking Guy? (S. Khan, an honourable exception).
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do I have this right? The one instance of bias the BBC is going to publicly apologise for is against... Donald Fucking Trump? Is there anyone in authority anywhere in the world who isn't grovelling to That Fucking Guy? (S. Khan, an honourable exception).
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Everyone on this plane is mad about my therapy scorpion
January 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Everyone on this plane is mad about my therapy scorpion
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Learn to cook, fuckwit
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Learn to cook, fuckwit