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Treesh
@treesh.bsky.social
Devourer of stories
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me when anyone I don't know shows up in my mentions
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Here’s an idea: what if Bluesky can just be Bluesky and we don’t have to want every single social media platform to be the global townsquare and how about if no platform becomes that and how about we just make the platform what we want and stop considering niche a failure for no reason.
If Bluesky is to grow and become a viable alternative for the "Global Townsquare," which was the point, it needs to compete on engagement and virality is a part of that.

It isn't competing. Engagement here has been falling for a year. That's a problem if you, like me, want it to survive and thrive.
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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if someone punches your neighbor and you go to protect them, that does not make you a protester. that makes you someone who protects your neighbor.
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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Was nervous about using two ziploc bags as a life jacket for the ferret regatta but hey, whatever floats your stoat
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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this is a five alarm Fucking With The Money fire and between this and the Greenland threats the rich assholes might want to wake up and realize this dude is going to cost them way more than any wealth tax will
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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(And for those who are not Jewish: a small touch is to give in multiples of $18 rather than rounding to the nearest $5 or $10, because 18 is the number associated with life.)
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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I want history to speed up. I want people to realise we can't just elect someone from across the aisle and pretend it didn't happen. I want the United States to be sanctioned. I want everyone to see what happens under the Republican and Democrat duopoly. I want people to face it. This is necessary.
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Unsolicited advice for anyone on Bluesky who wants to fight fascism in 2026 - don't stress about following big national accounts.

Instead, follow LOCAL groups and people who are doing actual work on the ground. Join them and do stuff right in your community. THAT'S where the real action is. ❤️💪
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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I sure picked a fine time to stop drinking.

The world is increasingly ablaze, America is in political shambles, and every single time I look at the news, or social media or anything where I interact with current events, I’m reminded of everything I hate about humanity.

Be good to each other.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.

That is called murder when they do that.

Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:

when you burp and it tastes like what you just ate and ALSO that thing you ate six hours ago, that’s nature introducing exciting new flavor combos

like onion soup brownies, beef eggnog, and tuna strawberry ice cream

this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:

i can be so sleepy i can’t keep my eyes open but as soon as i lie down i’m awake for two hours mortified about that weird embarrassing thing i did in sixth grade

and i just think humans have some real design flaws

this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:

printer toner is fine i guess but it doesn’t actually tone, i’ve never even heard it sing

this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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25th Amendment NOW.

Yes, I know who gets power, I know.

But I do not want to wake up and learn the U.S. has nuked Denmark over Greenland.

Do not tell me that's implausible.
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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It doesn't have to be the ideal thing, it doesn't have to be huge and splashy, it doesn't have to help millions of people, just pick ONE THING that will use your skills to help people and do it regularly. You will feel SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER.
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough the importance of finding one constructive real world offline thing you can do to use your particular skills in service of fighting fascism as a psychological defense against the constant drumbeat of fuckery
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Rebrand "nonconsensual 'AI' revenge porn" as creepfakes. Creeps will still say on X, but everyone loves a good punmanteau.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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they ran on no more wars and are now pitching global conquest. they ran on protecting kids and are now paid subscribers to a deep fake kiddie porn generator. a competent opposition party would find a way to use this to their advantage
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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How my neurodivergence tends to manifest:
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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I think it's nice to have a pet. There's a weird little guy in your house who's a completely different species, but you're friends and you hang out together. That shit's wholesome as fuck.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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I think my new meta hobby will be learning how to say “I don’t know what I’m saying” in a bunch of languages so when people ask me if I speak the language, I can say “Of course! ‘I don’t know what I’m saying.’”
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Grok is not a source! Grok is not sentient! Grok is a machine woven into the fabric of a social network that made CSAM on-demand!
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM