"The man with the most power has expended enormous energy targeting those with the least"

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

the best baseball post of all time

Oh, you like baseball? What if I made you watch one (1) entire game of baseball?

The wealth of the billionaires is a collective fiction. They do not pull resources from the ground. They do not mold them into tools. They do not use those tools to create anything.

They deserve neither fealty nor respect.

Let them take their money and we can take everything else.

we will cut trump and his forces off from the sea

Let me preface by saying, this story contains the seeds of why I know for a FACT—for a FACT, mind you—that the current regime has got nothing against the power of working class people in this country. They might have poked a sleeping bear, and I’ve seen this bear when it was pissed off before. 2/x

topical

So America's reached the "hiding Anne Frank" stage of a totalitarian terrorism.

*Woman who insists she’s done journalism before voice*

Hey what does a journalist do at work? I definitely know. I’m just asking to make sure you know.

An order of magnitude worse than the millennial affliction regarding counting to 70

Dangerous in in so many ways, not least of all is potentially turning any minor disagreement between people in an airport into a full blown fight. Probably not what airline employees want given how tense things have been for years already.

We despise Gargamel and regard him with contempt, because he never wins against ostensibly weaker opponents. And yet, if he won, we would hate him all the more

this is delightful!

imagining a warioware-style game where you're polishing a brick until it becomes a mirror, putting legs on a snake, etc.

It's like if Watchmen was real life

Call your senator if you see them on this list and tell them no to KOSA.

Listen to me now. Believe me later on.