Wiffle Ball Helmet
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Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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My safe word is “Andretti is slowing on the backstretch.”
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we could hide inside the giant christmas tree if you want to
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
we could hide inside the giant christmas tree if you want to
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I even cleaned out my neighbor's gutter. That's the power of ✨guilt✨.
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I even cleaned out my neighbor's gutter. That's the power of ✨guilt✨.
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Oh, you want that cord that's constantly wet and trod upon GFCI protected? That costs extra.
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh, you want that cord that's constantly wet and trod upon GFCI protected? That costs extra.
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The Christmas lights cord goes into the wall at 120 volts and comes out the other side at 50 volts. What happens in the middle is none of my business (house fire).
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Christmas lights cord goes into the wall at 120 volts and comes out the other side at 50 volts. What happens in the middle is none of my business (house fire).
Who dat ⚜️🥳
December 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Who dat ⚜️🥳
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New Pixar character dropped
Heavy rains in Washington State this month prompted officials to warn about flooded roadways, water damage to homes and one rare potential consequence: toilet rats.
Toilet Rats: Rare, but There
Heavy rains have prompted public health officials in Washington to warn residents about toilet rats, a rare plumbing nightmare that drives frantic calls to pest control experts.
nyti.ms
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New Pixar character dropped
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Disney took so much from us.
I miss Gonzo and Rizzo as a duo so much
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Disney took so much from us.
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cracking my ankles at you to signal my availability for some awkward middle aged sex type stuff
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
cracking my ankles at you to signal my availability for some awkward middle aged sex type stuff
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Why are bad songs always so loud and good songs not loud enough
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Why are bad songs always so loud and good songs not loud enough
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Getting into the Christmas spirit by getting fat.
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Getting into the Christmas spirit by getting fat.
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
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There is no basis to withhold these images under the clear terms of the Epstein Files Transparency Act. None.
WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There is no basis to withhold these images under the clear terms of the Epstein Files Transparency Act. None.
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At least 16 files have strangely disappeared from the Justice Department’s public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing Donald Trump — less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice given to the public.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
At least 16 files disappeared from the Justice Department’s public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing President Donald Trump — less than a day after they...
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December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
At least 16 files have strangely disappeared from the Justice Department’s public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing Donald Trump — less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice given to the public.
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A Few Good Grinches
The Princess Grinch
12 Angry Grinches
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A Few Good Grinches
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so you liked my post but no reskeet; did you want to fuck my wife while you’re at it??
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
so you liked my post but no reskeet; did you want to fuck my wife while you’re at it??
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Deleting old sexts like I’m burning love letters in the fireplace
February 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Deleting old sexts like I’m burning love letters in the fireplace
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Still crushing it for 1st prize in greatest Christmas house/lawn display in the neighborhood ever: Kevin McCallister teaching the Wet Bandits a lesson they will never forget.
#KeepTheChangeYouFilthyAnimal
#KeepTheChangeYouFilthyAnimal
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy Holidays, bitches 🥳
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Holidays, bitches 🥳
At intermission: Overheard a few urinals down, “Fuck, it burns!!!” 😲🙈🤣
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
At intermission: Overheard a few urinals down, “Fuck, it burns!!!” 😲🙈🤣
Bad night to be a Canadian beer. ⚡️
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bad night to be a Canadian beer. ⚡️
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I will never get married again, but if Gritty wants to have a commitment ceremony with me I’m down I’m down
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I will never get married again, but if Gritty wants to have a commitment ceremony with me I’m down I’m down
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Bluesky found zero of my friends on the app which confirms my belief that no posts are ever about me
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bluesky found zero of my friends on the app which confirms my belief that no posts are ever about me
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Just got a random text from a friend from college who is really into animal conservation:
"Good news: Erie Pa has 2 mating pairs of piping plovers this season and 7 babies!!!"
In a world that seems dark and bleak, we're celebrating all wins over here.
"Good news: Erie Pa has 2 mating pairs of piping plovers this season and 7 babies!!!"
In a world that seems dark and bleak, we're celebrating all wins over here.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just got a random text from a friend from college who is really into animal conservation:
"Good news: Erie Pa has 2 mating pairs of piping plovers this season and 7 babies!!!"
In a world that seems dark and bleak, we're celebrating all wins over here.
"Good news: Erie Pa has 2 mating pairs of piping plovers this season and 7 babies!!!"
In a world that seems dark and bleak, we're celebrating all wins over here.