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walmsley.bsky.social
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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nikostratis.com
This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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annaghughes.bsky.social
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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mauraquint.bsky.social
the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. can't have too may enemies.
tweet from elon musk: @elonmusk Call your Senator, Call your Congressman, Bankrupting America is NOT ok! KILL the BILL 2:50 PM · Jun 4, 2025 · 2M Views
June 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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paulginva.bsky.social
Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years.

What are we doing?
Ardem Patapoutian's story is not just the American dream, it is the dream of American science. He arrived in Los Angeles in 1986 at age 18 after fleeing war-torn Lebanon. He spent a year writing for an Armenian newspaper and delivering Domino's at night to become eligible for the University of California, where he earned his undergraduate degree and a postdoctoral fellowship in neuroscience. He started a lab at Scripps Research in San Diego with a grant from the National Institutes of Health, discovered the way humans sense touch, and in 2021 won the Nobel Prize. But with the Trump administration slashing spending on science, Dr. Patapoutian's federal grant to develop new approaches to treating pain has been frozen. In late February, he posted on Bluesky that such cuts would damage biomedical research and prompt an exodus of talent from the United States. Within hours, he had an email from China, offering to move his lab to "any city, any university I want," he said, with a guarantee of funding for the next 20 years.
June 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
We need this at all levels. When the basic services people have gotten used to being there are degraded or gone, they need to be told why and who is responsible. Over and over and over
johnmoralestv.bsky.social John Morales @johnmoralestv.bsky.social · Jun 3
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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theonion.com
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
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June 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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tkingfisher.com
Forget posting on social media, do people realize they don’t have to write editorials for the New York Times?
May 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
ME AT GYM: mind if I work in?
GUY STANDING AT URINAL: what
May 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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alyssaharad.bsky.social
It is not too late to push back on the FDA’s attempts to limit vaccine access. Believe me, you want to fight for this even if you think Covid is over. They do not plan to stop here. www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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gaius.bsky.social
We will be tracking Rep. Abughazaleh’s votes on all funding packages related to satirical newspapers to make sure she is not protecting Big Onion’s market standing
ie68.bsky.social ie68.bsky.social @ie68.bsky.social · May 15
because someone going into politics should disclose all their potential conflicts of interest, and "my partner runs a well known satirical news site that has lots of political content" seems like a pretty obvious one?
May 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
Yeah I love creatine! creatine problems for everyone
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
Whom amongst us
r/shrooms u/Beautiful_Laugh_3482 • 3h Husband did a large dose of shrooms. Became convinced he was Italian chef in a past life. Proceeded to make spaghetti.. Experience/Tripping Quick background: we live with my mom. My side is very heavily Italian. My mom grew up in Italy. My husband is best described as a southerner (family all in Alabama for 200+ years). He is not a good cook at all. He once burnt ramen. He's been going through a tough time. His dad died 2 months ago. He wanted to do a large dose. His wording was he wanted to take a large dose and follow the advice alot of people give for a heroic dose(dark room, alone, everything turned off, etc). He took 12g of shrooms.. proceeded to go extremely catatonic, spaced out, etc. When he came out of it the next day, He seemed very at peace and declared that he realized he was an Italian chef in a past life.. me and my mom were both very amused because he has never been a good cook. He proceeded to say that he was gonna make spaghetti for dinner and he'd make the sauce from scratch. Me and my mom didn't say anything but a "ah... ok..". He cooked it that night. We were expecting a disaster. Especially because we watched him just wing it. He didn't look up any instructions or measure anything. He said that he couldn't remember specifics but making it felt like "muscle memory". This motherfucker made the best sauce I've ever tasted. My mom was rattled and said it was the best she's ever tasted and it was far superior to hers (and that's not something she'd ever easily admit). She even called it "perfect". Every single person who tasted it was amazed by it. The main question going through my mind right now is "what the fuck?". 1,829 • 132
May 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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copymama.bsky.social
My husband accidentally said “catnipped” instead of “catfished” and we decided that catnipped should be the new name for the opposite of catfished, when someone ends up looking better in person than their pictures online. You guys can have that.
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
ATTN: MILLENNIALS

the zoomers are laughing at you! they think your tiktoks are cringe! they think you can’t complete the Kill The Boer challenge!
May 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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stephanieburgis.bsky.social
Beloved f/sf author Diane Duane could really do with help for funeral expenses right now. See details below for how we can help:
diane.dianeduane.com Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · May 9
Friends, there;s no good way to give you this news (and I still so much watt to believe it's a terrible nightmare: but it's not.) Briefly: gone now, untimely, unexpectedly, and already so very much missed: @peter.petermorwood.com www.tumblr.com/dduane/78306...
May 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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kathke.com
Guys I can explain why for at least 1750 of those years.
bostonglobe.com The Boston Globe @bostonglobe.com · May 8
Cardinal Robert Prevost, an American missionary who spent his career ministering in Peru and leads the Vatican’s powerful office of bishops, was elected the first US-born pope in the 2,000-year history of the Catholic Church.

He took the name Leo XIV. trib.al/hGS8mo9
Robert Prevost, a Chicago native, elected the first US-born pope in the history of the Catholic Church
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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caseyjohnston.bsky.social
pub week is finally here for my book, A PHYSICAL EDUCATION! here is the very first excerpt; reskeet to support grounded science writing by a woman that encourages us to be more and not less 💪
www.thecut.com/article/case...
Finding Strength in a Bigger Body
“Bulking” went against everything I’d convinced myself my body was supposed to be. Doing it allowed me to become exactly what I’d dreamed.
www.thecut.com
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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louiseseamster.bsky.social
I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!
The Rwanda arrangements were first reported by the Washington Post, which also cited work by an independent journalist who had uncovered the recent deportation from the U.S. of an Iraqi national to Rwanda.
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM