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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers
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Since the newly appointed fraudster to the “White House Faith Office” is trending, I thought I’d bring back the remix of one of Paula White’s crazy ass sermons. Enjoy!🙃
🔊🔊🔊VOLUME UP!!!🔊🔊🔊
🔊🔊🔊VOLUME UP!!!🔊🔊🔊
February 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Since the newly appointed fraudster to the “White House Faith Office” is trending, I thought I’d bring back the remix of one of Paula White’s crazy ass sermons. Enjoy!🙃
🔊🔊🔊VOLUME UP!!!🔊🔊🔊
🔊🔊🔊VOLUME UP!!!🔊🔊🔊
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
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I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
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Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
January 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
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I am almost certainly gay
January 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am almost certainly gay
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customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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New year, same old me.
January 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
New year, same old me.
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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
December 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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I like the part in “Shoop” by Salt ‘n Pepa where she says “I swear, I stared, my niece my witness” because most songs don’t even bother to include independent third party verification of their claims.
December 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I like the part in “Shoop” by Salt ‘n Pepa where she says “I swear, I stared, my niece my witness” because most songs don’t even bother to include independent third party verification of their claims.
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Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
December 18, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
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Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
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just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
December 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
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Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
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Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches
December 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches
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your mentions when you post about fun
December 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
your mentions when you post about fun
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perfect night to rob santa’s house
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
perfect night to rob santa’s house
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!