pigeon princess
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I have POTS and also make them. wannabe functional artist. momma and annoying sports fan.
been awake for 21 hours now. lots of fun. I’m not nauseous at all.
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
been awake for 21 hours now. lots of fun. I’m not nauseous at all.
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
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The Kool-Aid man breaking down the walls he's erected around his own emotions to avoid truly being vulnerable with people so as not to get hurt, and finally letting someone in: oh yeah
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Kool-Aid man breaking down the walls he's erected around his own emotions to avoid truly being vulnerable with people so as not to get hurt, and finally letting someone in: oh yeah
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The stockings were hung. Santa was hung. All the reindeer had dicks like clydesdales. Yet everybody talked about the glowing red nose. Weird.
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The stockings were hung. Santa was hung. All the reindeer had dicks like clydesdales. Yet everybody talked about the glowing red nose. Weird.
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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my favorite thing about christmas is the few days that immediately follow it when everyone has to wear the unflattering, out-of-character clothes their loved ones got them
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
my favorite thing about christmas is the few days that immediately follow it when everyone has to wear the unflattering, out-of-character clothes their loved ones got them
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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Today, thousands of Crock-Pots are being used to cook family meals across the Kansas City Metro. The device was actually first unveiled by a Kansas City company in 1971, and it was two Kansas City women who taught America how to use it.
50 years ago, Kansas City introduced the Crock-Pot. These women taught America to use it
No Midwestern cookout is complete without a delicious chili or dip simmering in a Crock-Pot. But when the device was first unveiled by a Kansas City company in 1971, it promised something more: freedom.
www.kcur.org
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Today, thousands of Crock-Pots are being used to cook family meals across the Kansas City Metro. The device was actually first unveiled by a Kansas City company in 1971, and it was two Kansas City women who taught America how to use it.
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[Trump]: And Tiny Tim….. Nasty, nasty guy. Been very unfair to me.
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[Trump]: And Tiny Tim….. Nasty, nasty guy. Been very unfair to me.
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you’re gonna need a tinier tim
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
you’re gonna need a tinier tim
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The Grinch: dead at 37, got into the chocolate
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Grinch: dead at 37, got into the chocolate
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christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
christmas on bluesky
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PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
December 2, 2023 at 12:14 PM
PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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good. they should not be sharing his assassination coordinates
The NORAD santa tracker is blocked at work 😮💨
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
good. they should not be sharing his assassination coordinates
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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When you visit a new forest, go up to the biggest mushroom you can find and eat its entire log to establish dominance
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When you visit a new forest, go up to the biggest mushroom you can find and eat its entire log to establish dominance
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since this year has been such a focus on not using punishment as discipline and focusing on learning and growing and being ok with mistakes, it’s only just hit how fucked up the core “naughty/nice” thing is. kids are applying a fascist panopticon to each other with the threat of zero presents
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
since this year has been such a focus on not using punishment as discipline and focusing on learning and growing and being ok with mistakes, it’s only just hit how fucked up the core “naughty/nice” thing is. kids are applying a fascist panopticon to each other with the threat of zero presents
my baby is teething aka I am going to off myself
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
my baby is teething aka I am going to off myself
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elf on the shelf idea- kill him off and spend the rest of the month telling your kids they have to solve his murder
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
elf on the shelf idea- kill him off and spend the rest of the month telling your kids they have to solve his murder
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To anyone in the KC metro area who may be interested in proving the point that we’re not happy about our friends and family being kidnapped by masked secret police for following the law
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
To anyone in the KC metro area who may be interested in proving the point that we’re not happy about our friends and family being kidnapped by masked secret police for following the law
I did find a migraine app to use so I have been trying to track that better but it’s specific to headaches/migraines and I would also like to track my many other chronic ailments. who is going to be my benefactor for creating an app for bad health
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I did find a migraine app to use so I have been trying to track that better but it’s specific to headaches/migraines and I would also like to track my many other chronic ailments. who is going to be my benefactor for creating an app for bad health
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was she flirting with you or did you mistake kindness for flirting?
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
was she flirting with you or did you mistake kindness for flirting?