piers full of robots
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Can lead a beast to water but cannot make it drink till it is satisfied
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areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
May 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
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nice post. I couldn’t have said it better myself, which I will now demonstrate in your replies
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
nice post. I couldn’t have said it better myself, which I will now demonstrate in your replies
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It’s fascinating to me that people are still mad at this lady instead of worried about a culture where being caught doing something harmless in a viral video marks you for life
This is going to trigger another round of abuse for this woman but the basic facts appear to be that she was separated at the time and so was the CEO. She recoiled on the jumbotron because her husband was attending the same concert.
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It’s fascinating to me that people are still mad at this lady instead of worried about a culture where being caught doing something harmless in a viral video marks you for life
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The captain on my flight just requested a sarcastic round of applause for their second-in-command, and we need a new season of The Rehearsal studying whether that kind of teasing is good or bad for flight safety.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The captain on my flight just requested a sarcastic round of applause for their second-in-command, and we need a new season of The Rehearsal studying whether that kind of teasing is good or bad for flight safety.
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*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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I’m not cheating on you, I just won’t share my location because I am not a prisoner in Jeremy Bentham’s panopticon.
January 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m not cheating on you, I just won’t share my location because I am not a prisoner in Jeremy Bentham’s panopticon.
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Me: I hate Joss Whedon and his wretched self-insert character Xander Harris. History is a record of their atrocities
My therapist: Of course
Me: But I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer S3E13, "The Zeppo"
My therapist: Who doesn't
My therapist: Of course
Me: But I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer S3E13, "The Zeppo"
My therapist: Who doesn't
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me: I hate Joss Whedon and his wretched self-insert character Xander Harris. History is a record of their atrocities
My therapist: Of course
Me: But I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer S3E13, "The Zeppo"
My therapist: Who doesn't
My therapist: Of course
Me: But I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer S3E13, "The Zeppo"
My therapist: Who doesn't
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absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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On this day in 1815, computer programmer Ada Lovelace was born in England. She believed computers might compose pieces of music but also that the "Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform."
Ada Lovelace - Wikipedia
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December 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
On this day in 1815, computer programmer Ada Lovelace was born in England. She believed computers might compose pieces of music but also that the "Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform."
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A classic of the genre
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A classic of the genre
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Really feels like stylish but illegal ikea monkey day comes earlier every year
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Really feels like stylish but illegal ikea monkey day comes earlier every year
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Sometimes a house just sucks! I'm Shirley Jackson and you're watching Hill House Haunters
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes a house just sucks! I'm Shirley Jackson and you're watching Hill House Haunters
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
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I agree with Tarantino on There Will Be Blood. When you’re casting a weak and offputting character the last guy you want is Paul Dano (?)
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I agree with Tarantino on There Will Be Blood. When you’re casting a weak and offputting character the last guy you want is Paul Dano (?)
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I read this article every time I see it.
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I read this article every time I see it.