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BBDingus
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Social media gremlin
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Are they really out there firing people for talking a little bit of shit about a fascist getting capped? Like of all the things to blow up about rn you're going to pick THAT??
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I actually think House Democrats strategy of immediately presenting their bare buttocks in surrender is a chess move we’ll only truly appreciate in hindsight.
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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BuzzFeed’s AI-generated ads think you might want to STEAL THAT LOOK when reading about the Challenger explosion

www.404media.co/email/c1b02e...
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
20% looks like a big number if I'm looking at a buff in a game but when it's time to get lunch that shit isn't even close
March 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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🚨🚨🚨KEVIN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!🚨🚨🚨

Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!

****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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someone should do it

everyone knows what I'm talking about
March 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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look if you’re so confident then place your bet like everyone else. the only way this gets settled is on pay per view this sunday
February 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Does anybody on bluesky go to long john silvers? I'm still convinced they're just around to disguise secret underground military installations
February 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Oh yeah? Well I call it the automated ATM teller machine.
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Have either one of them died yet
February 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The Jerk Who Invented Work shackled in the back of my wagon, weeping silently as we begin to climb the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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When I heard Musk say this on Tuesday, my assumption was that it was a programming issue. Because I can code and have written to databases and because I am familiar with other examples of default values being misinterpreted.
Yet somehow Musk isn't.
February 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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“Oh you think there’ll be elections in 4 years” is kind of the cope of disillusioned and despondent liberals who don’t want to admit that yeah there probably will, they’ll be in a good position to win, and they still will run just a dogshit candidate who might lose.
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM