Fang
@bioandroid.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Fang! 🌸
~ mostly lurkin' ~
38 | They/Them | California
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~ mostly lurkin' ~
38 | They/Them | California
pfp by @kawarook.bsky.social
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all the dumb thotgar shenanigans sticker pack i made for the dumbass
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
all the dumb thotgar shenanigans sticker pack i made for the dumbass
My reading list for 2026! Bold considering I’m only halfway through “Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow” and I picked that up in August 😭🤣
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My reading list for 2026! Bold considering I’m only halfway through “Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow” and I picked that up in August 😭🤣
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Not sure if the appeal of Heated Rivalry is all the pretty men kissing or fantasy of beautiful lake houses and large apartments in North American cities
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Not sure if the appeal of Heated Rivalry is all the pretty men kissing or fantasy of beautiful lake houses and large apartments in North American cities
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Seeing younger generation of artists putting so much work and effort into their crafts, unbothered by ai slop everywhere, makes me so happy
January 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Seeing younger generation of artists putting so much work and effort into their crafts, unbothered by ai slop everywhere, makes me so happy
fat pikachu my beloved
Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fat pikachu my beloved
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Today is the birthday of a very important person in history. This one goes out to Annie Lenox. It's your day Annie!
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Today is the birthday of a very important person in history. This one goes out to Annie Lenox. It's your day Annie!
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the arcadion was delightful from start to finish. definitely the most anime of side stories.
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the arcadion was delightful from start to finish. definitely the most anime of side stories.
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I drew a dog yesterday
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I drew a dog yesterday
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Annette is just like me fr.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Annette is just like me fr.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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The new hire just told us she never had a Facebook page... Legit felt the room go like this
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The new hire just told us she never had a Facebook page... Legit felt the room go like this
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OOPS! All Himbos! crashes back into #PAXUnplugged w/ high-speed RP, heavy lifting, & heart. Catch the chaos Nov 21➡️ PAXun25.com/Schedule
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October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
OOPS! All Himbos! crashes back into #PAXUnplugged w/ high-speed RP, heavy lifting, & heart. Catch the chaos Nov 21➡️ PAXun25.com/Schedule
@whoisjayfoster.com
@sweeetanj.bsky.social
@critbard.com
@jessejerdak.bsky.social
@sandeepparikh.bsky.social
@kyleshire.bsky.social
@br00taldan.bsky.social
@whoisjayfoster.com
@sweeetanj.bsky.social
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
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The Baker’s Wife meeting the Prince in the woods:
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Baker’s Wife meeting the Prince in the woods:
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Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
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BREAKING: A court ordered the Department of Defense to stop censoring educational materials discussing race and gender in schools on military bases.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING: A court ordered the Department of Defense to stop censoring educational materials discussing race and gender in schools on military bases.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.