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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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RFK: [unintelligible semi-demonic croaking]
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
RFK: [unintelligible semi-demonic croaking]
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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got a haircut so bad that I had to give myself the “imagine you’re 90 being granted one wish to go back in time to this moment” pep talk in the driveway when I got home
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
got a haircut so bad that I had to give myself the “imagine you’re 90 being granted one wish to go back in time to this moment” pep talk in the driveway when I got home
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To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
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Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog
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Google: "ok, we've created a map that people can use on their phones to figure out where they need to. What's the least important thing we need to show?"
"The street names?"
"Exactly"
"The street names?"
"Exactly"
June 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Google: "ok, we've created a map that people can use on their phones to figure out where they need to. What's the least important thing we need to show?"
"The street names?"
"Exactly"
"The street names?"
"Exactly"
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Timeline cleanser 🫶
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Timeline cleanser 🫶
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How do they know his name isn't Screwby Doo?
June 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How do they know his name isn't Screwby Doo?
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are you there god?
it’s a-me, mario.
it’s a-me, mario.
May 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
are you there god?
it’s a-me, mario.
it’s a-me, mario.
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When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
April 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
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You'll never have a hit if you're trying to aim your art at morons. You have to make something GOOD and hope the morons also enjoy it
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You'll never have a hit if you're trying to aim your art at morons. You have to make something GOOD and hope the morons also enjoy it
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[adam silver stuffing gold bars in his jacket pocket] "wow crazy."
May 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[adam silver stuffing gold bars in his jacket pocket] "wow crazy."
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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There should be two feeds: the fun feed, and the feed that addresses the horror of our current reality
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
March 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There should be two feeds: the fun feed, and the feed that addresses the horror of our current reality
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
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[Werner Herzog voice] Unburdened by conscience, he is free. And yet the Hamburglar is a prisoner of his own desire
November 13, 2024 at 6:10 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] Unburdened by conscience, he is free. And yet the Hamburglar is a prisoner of his own desire
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bro have a listen to my tones... that shit sound dulcet to you?
March 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
bro have a listen to my tones... that shit sound dulcet to you?
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change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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[reading a guy’s palm and telling his future but he isn’t very interesting] you’ll start liking salsa again
March 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
[reading a guy’s palm and telling his future but he isn’t very interesting] you’ll start liking salsa again