Carlsbad bad man
@carltoncaseiii.bsky.social
Rock and roll alien, a turducken of music, movies, and comic books.
I can't get over the fact the NFL is hiring a global accounts receivable manager and the top end of their salary is $120k, the NFL with it's bottomless pockets wants an adult to manage their global accounts receivables for max $120k.
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I can't get over the fact the NFL is hiring a global accounts receivable manager and the top end of their salary is $120k, the NFL with it's bottomless pockets wants an adult to manage their global accounts receivables for max $120k.
Those death panels could really come in handy right about now
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Those death panels could really come in handy right about now
for a guy who eats a lot of McDonald's and hates socialized medicine, that socialized medicine sure is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in keeping him alive
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
for a guy who eats a lot of McDonald's and hates socialized medicine, that socialized medicine sure is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in keeping him alive
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ernest never goes anywhere these days
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ernest never goes anywhere these days
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i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it
a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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if i was a billionaire i would probably hatch a lot of zany schemes to kill the other billionaires
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
if i was a billionaire i would probably hatch a lot of zany schemes to kill the other billionaires
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installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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My ancestors are pretty disappointed I never got in to animal husbandry.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My ancestors are pretty disappointed I never got in to animal husbandry.
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Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace
May 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace
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how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
FIFA. the world's leader in all things peace has obviously awarded their lauded and not totally just made to peace prize to the face of peace himself, Donald "Little Piggy - Somalis are Garbage" Trump.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
FIFA gives President Donald Trump a peace prize in a departure from its traditional focus on sport
FIFA gives its new peace prize to President Donald Trump. It’s an unusual break from tradition for the sport-focused soccer organization, whose president has become a close ally of Trump.
apnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
FIFA. the world's leader in all things peace has obviously awarded their lauded and not totally just made to peace prize to the face of peace himself, Donald "Little Piggy - Somalis are Garbage" Trump.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
My favorite remix of 2025
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My favorite remix of 2025
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Weird that Tennessee disappointed us all.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Weird that Tennessee disappointed us all.
Absolute treasure! Can't wait for Christmas Sing-along at the Music Box.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Music Box house organist, Mr. Dennis Scott🎶🎶
www.timeout.com/chicago/thin...
www.timeout.com/chicago/thin...
Dennis Scott is the man who makes the Music Box sing
The organist has soundtracked Christmas for 30-plus years.
www.timeout.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Absolute treasure! Can't wait for Christmas Sing-along at the Music Box.